Gotta reverse that....

Thats right. Somebody used their brain and pimped these white chicks into a deal. Kreayshawn is the latest in the wave of limited talent acts that have landed some free money. She is from Oakland, so my money is somebody started ghost writing for their little snow bunny and said, If I can't get a deal, lets make you a star. Semi wack lyrics, no content, half cute white chick. Sold.

Since her performance at SXSW in Austin, Texas in March, Kreayshawn has had the Internet going nuts. Rumored to have recently signed a $1 million contract with Sony after dropping her new video, 'Gucci Gucci,' which accrued 1.6 million hits on YouTube in two weeks, Kreayshawn is the next logical step for hipster hip-hop fans, following fellow West Coast oddball-indie success stories Odd Future and Lil B. (The Boom Box)
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Thats right fellas, whip that p-ssy. If they don't want you, give them what they want and get paid in the background.
When my love, goes bang bang, you better run for cover, you sweeet little thang.

Planking = Failure

This planking is getting out of hand. What is the deal? Do people really not have that much to do with they time? Here are a few more idiots. The videos are classic. 

Bonus video.
Has nothing to do with planking but this is the best parody video I seen in a while. Cash Money should sign these guys. Expeditiously.

Rich athletes with nothing to do...

Dwight Howard and Agent Zero are really getting a kick out of this planking thing. I find it highly stupid. But it is entertaining to see them make fools of themselves. D Howard planking at the barbershop? Really????

Peep how he slid the LeBron shot in on his twitter

This is what a fan said

And this is what D Howard said

NFL receivers in action......

Chad Ochocinco, Andre Johnson, Santana Moss, Antonio Brown workout

This is why we need a football season.

James Toney and Ken Shamrock make it interesting

This is one of the better boxing press conferences. You know, when two old geezers get together and say how bad they will beat the other guy up...

If you are in the need for sure comedy check this video out.

Mr James Toney, For even thinking that you have another chance in the ring, your trainers should have looked at you and said...

Meet the new NBA Rookies

Well here we have it. The new NBA rookie class. We present to you some photos of players and their new NBA homes......

Houston Rockets 2011 NBA Draft pick Marcus Morris, from Kansas, compared himself to Camelo Anthony( yea right), but says he will not take after him on the defensive side. Wooooooow

When Houston Rockets draft pick Donatas Motiejunas was told it will be an experience getting pushed on by Dwight Howard, this boy said Motiejunas, "If he can catch me, then we'll see. Rockets coach Kevin McHale replied, "Easy boy! They got TVs in Orlando!"

What's Next????

Now that I had a few days to take things in perspective, this is all I have to say. Not only did these guys let me down, but that is not how I want to remember sports in 2010...as a DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!

NFL lockout
NBA - potential lockout - long read for you HERE.
CFB - super conferences and payout scandals
NCAABB - I really can't get into it until Tourney time.

This is going to be a long year if things dont shape up soon. I agree with Ray Lewis - crime will rise if the NFL is locked out. How many guys look forward to not only NFL games, but the fantasy football season, Super Bowl parties, and random "Aye I'm going over Jerome house to watch the game."

Well at least we got jobs and healthcare to torture us the next few months.

Basketball players throw like girls....

There needs to be a new tradition in baseball. When an NBA player is involved, they should get to take the mound as a hitter and get the usual balls and strikes as a regular hitter. Although it would be equally as funny, if not funnier, it would at least be alot better than seeing these guys embarrass themselves trying to throw a pitch that will make it to the home plate. Michael Jordan was a prime example showing that NBA skills do not translate to baseball. They require different abilities that NBA players simply do not posses. NFL players for some reason usually have a better transition....

On the flip side, what if basketball players where great in baseball as well??

Then they would be crazy not to give it a try right? No salary cap sounds good to my pockets!.......

Then if that works, the next problem to solve could eventually be figuring out how far into the professional world this epidemic could spread. Eventually you will have all types of people trying their hand at a new profession......

And the Winner is...?

Congrats to the Dallas Mavericks, NBA Champions. They really did it. The team that most people had zero faith in until they beat Lakers in the fashion they did. They earned this one in impressive fashion. Dirk didn't have the best game in the world but when the 4th quarter came around he did what he needed for his guys. The threes finally started to hit for Dallas and it was all she wrote when Jason Terry, JJ Barea were in the game. Jason Terry called LeBron out early in the series and I guess he was right by saying James couldnt guard him for seven games.... The Jet closed it out with impressive "lights out" shooting. Congrats to Jason Kidd. He really deserves it to go along with his future Hall Of Fame placement.

Mark Cuban says that giving his players a championship ring was "old." He says he got something exclusive he is gonna do for his team. I cant wait to see!!!

Meanwhile on the other side of the ball..........

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This was one of the worst displays of basketball in a championship game I've ever seen. C'mon son. where ya heart at?

and this is what Wade was worrying about before the game.....

well this is what he can wear now...

Lebron has not one post move in his arsenal. He could actually become unstoppable one day if he ads that to his game. Then he needs to see the wizard and ge ta heart be cause his sure doesn't work. Chris Bosh (aka Posh Spice), was having a consistent first half, and then went back into his usual "chill mode" when the game counted. Dwade always says if he is on the court injuries are ruled out, so he gotta get it too.... Horrible game for Wade as well. How much can you actually expect from the rest of those guys who touch the court?

Chalmers was actually the shining star that kept the game close for his guys by hitting some clutch shots. Only problem was he forgot about the defensive part of it all.

I really hope you dont expect me to mention any other players right????Juwan Howard acting like his not gone get any retirement bread. He is about 2 or 3 years out of game shape along with all the other big men. Haslem is a good role player but was too small to compete....

So where do they go from here? We will be back soon with another blog to comment on that question because it will require a long ass answer....

On another note, hopefully we have a season next year and not a work stoppage. The game is getting more competitive by the year and we don't need the NBA to start out the same way things have for the NFL.

Down to the Wire

It all comes down to this. First off, I like the Heat. I think DWade is arguably the 2nd best player in the league behind Kobe. That makes LeBron 2b in a somewhat virtual tie with Wade, but giving the edge to DWade because he has actually won in dramatic fashion unless LBJ. That being said, what in the FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK is wrong with these guys? This is pathetic that Miami looks so good in spurts and looks so terrible in others. Dallas shot 13-19 on 3s, but how many were wide open 3s after terrible switches or lost assignments after clogging the lane? Why are you crowding the lane against a team that has ZERO slashers? Stay at home, Dallas would have to beat me 1on1 all day before I help on defense. Will Dallas shoot this good again, probably so if they are wide open. 


5 Ways for Miami to Come Back
1. Leave Mike Bibby in Dallas. Give him the wrong flight information. Leave him in the hotel. Let him oversleep on the flight and make sure he makes the next flight to Alaska. He is virtually worseless right now. He has no confidence in his shot, couldn't go by Jason Kidd if he had quiksand, and is only decent on defense. Not to say Chalmers is that much of an upgrade but he has been pretty decent on offense. Bibby's minutes have decreased to 15 mins a game, why not bring that off the bench instead of the 1st quarter? 
2. In addition to coming off the bench, throw more flame throwers at Dallas. Can we get a James Jones sighting? Why wouldn't throw House/Bibby/Jones in some kind of simple rotation of whoever is hot? Neither is as bad of a defensive liability as Peja who is buried on Dallas bench.

3. Give Chris Bosh some football gloves in the 3rd/4th quarter like a QB in cold weather. He has been better than expected this series but he is who we thought he was. A role player. A soft guy. He is the modern day Horace Grant without the goggles and the great defense. But he has been invisible in the 3rd to 4th quarter. 


4. Get DWade the ball. He is obviously the only one on the court that is ballin the entire game. He has to be looking at his teammates wishing he had Shaq and Gary Payton right now. 


5. Bring in Hakeem Olajuwon to teach LeBron some offensive moves IMMEDIATELY. If he can help Dwight Howard, he has to be able to teach this guy at least 3 post moves over the weekend. James has got to want to shed the label of Quitness, a front runner, and momma's boy and force this series to 7 games and win. He can't just win now, he has to dominate and be special if he ever wants to crack top 10 greatest ever. Like his tweet, it is NOW "Now or never."


In other news, Floyd "Coward" Mayweather has yet to respond to this diss track by Manny "Pound-for-Pound" Pacquiao.





This fight will never happen. Mayweather is the undisputed king of running. Recent reports have him linked to Bin-Laden and the two alledgedly wrote a book "The Art of Hiding." It clearly will be a best seller. Fake Freddie Roach getting his Delonte West on in the video. At the 1:50 min mark, it gets hella funny.