Losers and Winners

I hate the Patriots. They are like your big brother when you are 11 and he is 15 and you play Madden and he sends you a trade that you think is the best thing in the world except you just Ditka'd your team for one player who is probably gonna get hurt the next game. They just do the little things that you want your team to do. Look at Ocho face once he got the news he would be traded to the Pats instead of forced to play with Jordan Palmer at qb. 

Then the Pats rolled the dice on the Icebox Albert Haynesworth. Seen here taking a nap on the field, I doubt if the Pats allow that. See - Moss Transformation for examples.

A good week to be a former Eagles qb. McNabb went to the Vikes for a ham sandwich and a bag of chips, while Kevin Kolb got a get out of jail free card and went to play in the worst division in football, along with one of the best WRs in the game.  Expect 3500 yards and 30 tds for Kolb throwing against the Rams and Seahawks alone. As far as McNabb, wouldn't it be bittersweet to end up with his old buddy TO? There is no denying the chemistry they had on and off the field. lol.  But with Sidney Rice flying the coup, the Vikes are in heavy need of a big WR, with Percy Harvin set to play Desean Jackson in MINNY. 

Other Winners

Eagles - Rodgers-Cromartie - Much needed to play with and after Samuels

Saints - Sproles - Kickoffs and Reggie Bush plays  

Dolphins - Reggie Bush - Took his talents to South Beach
Panthers - Resigned Deangelo Williams, Greg Olsen from Bears, Charles Johnson

LOSERS

 The Bengals have no QB, no WRs, and a coach that they must have some gay nude photos of, and that was a team that finished 4-12 last year. I guess they have one good WR in AJ Green, but who throws him the ball? Jordan Palmer?

Other losers
Titans - Why do they keep going for "veteran" white qbs? Hasselbeck has had one season with qb rating over 75 in last 5 years. I know Vince wasnt the answer but come on.
Rams - Moss, Rice, TO, Roy Williams, Plax, Vincent Jackson, Braylon Stonehands Edwards, Lance Moore, etc etc. Couldn't make a move on any of these guys?

I guess this just about sums it up.

SweetNuthingz: One name that will be left out this NFL season.......

SweetNuthingz: One name that will be left out this NFL season.......: "Thats right Mr Jamarcus Russell. I aint mad at the boy for real. He got his money in the end.... with his lazy, unathletic ass. Who are ..."

NBA lockout looks to last alot longer than the NFL lockout

what do you do if this was you........

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LeBron James took alot of Heat for the way their season ended, as well as how it began with the whole extravaganza they put on. Later he boasted about how easy it would be once they got on the court. Apparently it is not as easy as he thought it would be. All of this led back to the same questions people have had year in and year out about this guy.

If you are LeBron James, with this off season what do you do take make sure you end up with better results at the end of this next season (if there is one)?

D Professor: I don't blame LeBron. I blame his enablers. People been kissing his ass since he was in 6th grade just to be his homeboy and get a piece of that check. But now he has to take responsibility and get better. My gripe with LB is he holds the ball too long in post, plays hot potato when the jumper aint working. Nothing is there in between. What is it with superstars that they stop going to the cup? I have the perfect recipe/storm for LB and Heat, sign Allen Iverson. He could be the mentor LB needs, especially if he wants to be a villain. Nobody was more hated by white ceos that AI. But beyond that, AI always got to the basket or got to elbow for pull up jumper. Besides that, he will have to play with somebody that is not his friend and somebody that will not be afraid to tell him or DWade they fuckin up.

Ebizz: He must start by going to see the wizard because he needs a bigger heart.

This could in fact, help him play up to his capability in difficult situations. The next stop needs to be visiting Hakeem Olajuwon for some post moves which are most definitely needed in his arsenal. I also think it doesnt help that his whole crew is in his age range. A little bit of veteran encouragement in the form of a mentor could be helpful for all of these young guys entering the NBA. Some cases too experience is the best teacher.

B Reason: The 1st thing "Prince" James needs to do is have a sit down with Nike and have them remove all the crowns from any of his logos... because he is in no way royalty, more like a royal jester if anything right now. Send his ass to The Rucker for a summer earn some heart and learn how to deal with trash talking. He cant get all emotional because somebody talking bout his mama or his baby mama.

KeFarin: I would shut up and play ball. In Cleveland he loved being the hero. Now that he is in Mia, he seems to be having trouble adjusting to being the villain. I thought that he had gotten over the early season adjustments he had to make when he dominated the entire second half of the season and the first three rounds of the playoffs. We saw his entire demeanor change in the finals when the heat faced their first real adversity. Then he start talking about how his haters are gonna have the same problems tomorrow that they had yesterday...

C'mon Son!

Man up, Show up, and Shut up!

The NBA lockout is official......

Have you seen the homepage for NBA.com??!!??

This is how you know the lockout is official. No stats, highlights, or scores. only lockout news. That's right David Stern is going to levels that even NFL.com didnt go to. He is even punishing us fans for this. But hey its time for NBA players to enjoy this time off and focus on something else...

What is it for them to do you ask......

Learn to roller skate

Learn to dance

Learn to ride a bike

Or just party hard

just please whatever you all choose to do choose no violence

because you can end up

Gotta reverse that....

Thats right. Somebody used their brain and pimped these white chicks into a deal. Kreayshawn is the latest in the wave of limited talent acts that have landed some free money. She is from Oakland, so my money is somebody started ghost writing for their little snow bunny and said, If I can't get a deal, lets make you a star. Semi wack lyrics, no content, half cute white chick. Sold.

Since her performance at SXSW in Austin, Texas in March, Kreayshawn has had the Internet going nuts. Rumored to have recently signed a $1 million contract with Sony after dropping her new video, 'Gucci Gucci,' which accrued 1.6 million hits on YouTube in two weeks, Kreayshawn is the next logical step for hipster hip-hop fans, following fellow West Coast oddball-indie success stories Odd Future and Lil B. (The Boom Box)
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Thats right fellas, whip that p-ssy. If they don't want you, give them what they want and get paid in the background.
When my love, goes bang bang, you better run for cover, you sweeet little thang.

Planking = Failure

This planking is getting out of hand. What is the deal? Do people really not have that much to do with they time? Here are a few more idiots. The videos are classic. 

Bonus video.
Has nothing to do with planking but this is the best parody video I seen in a while. Cash Money should sign these guys. Expeditiously.

Rich athletes with nothing to do...

Dwight Howard and Agent Zero are really getting a kick out of this planking thing. I find it highly stupid. But it is entertaining to see them make fools of themselves. D Howard planking at the barbershop? Really????

Peep how he slid the LeBron shot in on his twitter

This is what a fan said

And this is what D Howard said

NFL receivers in action......

Chad Ochocinco, Andre Johnson, Santana Moss, Antonio Brown workout

This is why we need a football season.

James Toney and Ken Shamrock make it interesting

This is one of the better boxing press conferences. You know, when two old geezers get together and say how bad they will beat the other guy up...

If you are in the need for sure comedy check this video out.

Mr James Toney, For even thinking that you have another chance in the ring, your trainers should have looked at you and said...