On the 7th Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me.....7 Gifts Every Real Man Wish He Got for Christmas!!!!

1. A Dominican maid named Isabella who can't clean worth a damn, as long as she look like this.

2. One day of no bills, no headaches, no phone ringing, no nagging, a good meal, and a good movie to watch.

3. If you don't have one already, a PS3 or XBox 360 or both. There is no going back to PS2 or inferior systems after you play one of these.

4. The Wire, all 5 seasons on DVD. Because "My name ....IS MY NAME" - Marlo

5. A sleeveless hoody.

6. A "massage."

7. One free pass. I don't think I should have to explain this.

On the 8th Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me.....Top 8 Ways NOT to get Caught CHEATING

1. Two words - Password protection. On your phone, on your email, on your vm. If there's a password, guard it with your life. And change it every 2-3 months to switch it up.

2. Close all of your "EXTRA" accounts. No more myspace, no more facebook, no more tweets. If you post it, they will find it.

3. Don't get pregnant/have a baby. If you look like Seal, and the baby comes out light skinned - well, there's going to be a Maury Show to figure it out.

4. Two or more phones - As a rapper once put it, keep one for the fiends and one for the cluckers.

5. No paper trail. All receipts are thrown away. Everything is paid for in cash. Everything. YES - even gasoline.

6. Don't use your real name. If you out of town, borrow the name from the guy at the front desk.

7. Don't cheat with somebody in your same circles, where....(i know this might sound weird but) if someone catches feeling, it isnt awkward to be in the same place in fear that a scene is going to break out.

8. The easiest way....Don't CHEAT.

"It's hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can't run that fast."

On the 9th Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me.....9 Reasons Black Tiger Woods wouldn't Be in Trouble

1. Black men deny everything as seen in the video below. What's the first thing you say when somebody calls your phone and you don't know who the number? That is after you disguise your voice and turn down your music.

2. Black men have at least one friend they can blame random stuff on. "Baby, that wasn't me that was Tron. I don't even play around like that, girl you know its all about you."

3. Black men don't have the best phone etiquette. For instance, we don't say our names or even Hello most of the time.

4. Black men don't take the jumpoffs out of town. If we do, she definitely knows her role and doesn't want to lose that role of jumpoff.

5. Black men don't want the media or anybody else involved in their personal lives. That being said, their would have been a confrontation. How long did the Allen Iverson ordeal last?

Here is an excerpt....

"Where are you at?" barked Iverson to his wife Tawanna over a telephone, according to Jones' affidavit, which continued: "I'm about to hurt somebody. You better tell me where the--you are at. Do you think I'm playing? I'm going to make a--ing example out of him."

True, AI is not as big as Tiger...and it sounds like the cheating allegations were on the other side of the coin....but you get the point.

6. Black men lie. I know.....tell me something we don't know. But we would have lied until the sex tape came out and still would have been lying that it wasn't us.

7. Black men would have had an out. Golf tournament, friend just died, something. At 2:30am, there better be a real good excuse why you sexting your friends.

8. Black men know how to keep their women. How many times has somebody messed up and they woman still with them for no apparent reason? And you talking about cats with 1% of Tiger's money this year.

9. Black men don't play that from white women, especially a damn nanny!!! Woman get your azz in this house and shut the hell up before they call the police on me. You know they don't like my black azz no way.

On the 10th Day of Christmas...

My homeboy gave me the top 10 albums you SHOULD be listening to right NOW!!!! In no particular order.

1. Wale - Attention Deficit - You should know who Wale is by now, if not, chances are you might not like him. It's like Kobe, either you like him or you don't, no real middle ground.

2. Lil Wayne - No Ceilings - I like my Wayne on alot syrup and blunts. He raps over all the beats that rappers should have passed on to better rappers anyway.

3. Drake - Heartbreak Drake - Songs with Gucci, Wayne and the other YM fam. Really picks up after Fed Up, the DJ Khalid everybody on this song track of 2009. Too bad it didn't live up to We Taking Ova or Out Here Grindin. Drake delivers on "Darling" and "Don't Believe You".

4. RKelly - Untitled - You won't catch any songs on the radio, but my favorite Piper is back in business.

5. Clipse - Road Til the Casket Drops - Did you see that this was the Road to...not the actual album but the mixtape. The true album is like the Cowboys...good in the first half, bad in December.

6. Jay-Z - Blueprint 3 - Can't deny the ESPN and NFL takeover of Hov's "Empire State of Mind." And is it me or did Alicia Keys move into everybody's top 5???

7. Fabolous - Loso's Way - Fab followed up the mixtape with a decent album. I always like the mixtape Fab over the Throw it in the Bag Fab anyway.

8. Maxwell - BLACKsummers'night - Whether it is cleaning your house or bringing the noise, Maxwell has what the ladies like.

9. Gucci Mane - The State vs Radric Davis - Sometimes you just want a good beat and catchy hook, well that Gucci train is never late. Plus, you won't hear as many mixtapes with Mr Davis going upstate.

10. Ghostface Killah - Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City - Let me start by saying this is not your average rap cd. Raheem Devaughn puts it down a few times, even Ron Browz. Good music and easy listening, not all jungle-bunny noise.