My true love gave to me.....7 Gifts Every Real Man Wish He Got for Christmas!!!!
1. A Dominican maid named Isabella who can't clean worth a damn, as long as she look like this.
2. One day of no bills, no headaches, no phone ringing, no nagging, a good meal, and a good movie to watch.
3. If you don't have one already, a PS3 or XBox 360 or both. There is no going back to PS2 or inferior systems after you play one of these.
4. The Wire, all 5 seasons on DVD. Because "My name ....IS MY NAME" - Marlo
5. A sleeveless hoody.
6. A "massage."
7. One free pass. I don't think I should have to explain this.
