They Hate us for our Freedom

This is serious. Next time any American kid tries to pull the can you drop me off at school because its cold at the bus stop routine, or my book bag is too heavy carrying my Ipad, show them this footage. And dumb Tea Baggers wonder why they look so stupid yelling crap like "They hate us for our freedom" and "Take our country back". Nobody wants this raggedy shit known as the US of Hate. They do want to be able to go to school, take advantage of crap that we take for granted.

Another example.

Despite the poor transport links the Indonesian island has a population of 137 million, meaning it is the world’s most populous island, and one of the most densely-populated places on the globe.



My brother would have been walking the 3 miles everyday. He do not fuck with bridges. Like at all. He would have hit the Kevin Hart....Nooooo

          

All in the game yo

Shhhheeeeeeeeeiiittttttt. I'm buying this. Wish somebody put it on a t-shirt for me.
Check out the link ....here... if you want your own.

 My top 10 Wire Quotes

1. Boy you got me confused with a man that repeat's himself.
2. My word is still my word, in here, in Baltimore.
3. Shhhheeeeeiiiitttttt.
4. It ain't easy civilizing this mother fucker.
5. You can't call this shit a war.....wars end.
6. For another another pig sandwich and some tater salad, I'll go a few more.
7. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase.
8. Did he have hands, did he have a face, then it wasn't us.
9. Nobody gives a fuck about 40, nobody remember 40, and yall giving me way too many 40 degree days.
10. All in the game yo.

Truth or Truth pt 3

Lets keep the party going why don't we....
What is up with this checklist? Don't get me wrong, everybody should have some sort of standards when it comes to finding that significant other or even dating. Don't settle for anything because you get what you ask for.

Let's check out the list for guys....

That's about it. Funny thing is, this should be the list for everybody right? We can assume that crackhead, thief, rapist, and any other thing you can get charged with are automatically off the list for both genders. Someone with most of their teeth, a job, less than 3 illegitimate kids that they know about, I mean some standards.

Guys want someone that is attractive to them (buyer's choice only), that doesn't get on their nerves, good mother, and pays for 40% of the bills. Yep. That's about it.
 
 
Now for the ladies....

Ladies....I love you I really do. I mean love you in all the ways you allow me. Yes that includes anal. But why does your list look like this? You list has a table of contents, a wiki page and some references. You list has a version for dummies that is still 10 pages long. You list has an addendum that is notarized. WTF!!!!

Your list doesn't even have logic. Gotta be this height, make this much money, have this many degrees and still keep it hood. Gotta want and love kids. Gotta love God and Allah. What? Why do women try to size you up too like they can tell the items you fit on their checklist before you even try to approach them. He too short, he ain't packing...WHAT? He only got one drink, he broke. He rode with his friends, he must not have a car and live with his momma. WHATTT? Bish, I just wanted to save my gas money...smh.

All I'm saying is put the list down and go with it. Stop listening to your girlfriends when y'all in that huddle calling plays at the club too. It's a reason those hoes lonely too. The best person you probably will meet is just waiting for you to put that guard down.



Remember, its really not that hard if you throw that list out.
Love isn't complicated....people are.

Truth or Truth...pt2

Last one was rant style. How about this time we go with a list of 10? Topic - Marriage.

1. If you want to stay married, you must lie. Not just the little white lies, but the big lies. In the words of the great street poet Slim Charles, "once you in it...you in it. If its a lie, we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight." Youtube it. The Wire, words to live by. But back to lying, nobody wants to hear the truth or face the truth of "I really hate this mother fucker" "I wish you died in your sleep" "I want to cheat on you 366 days of the year with your best friend' realities. You have those days where you have to fight on that lie.
2. Cheat - Let's face it, the majority of married people don't have sex. If they do, the sex is so wack and expected, its about the same excitement as washing the dishes or cutting the grass. If the spontaneous freakynastiness has left the room, you know right after you say I do, then you need a side piece. Somebody needs to relieve that stress. Blue balls kills. Backs up your prostate. Proven fact. Don't kill yourself.
3. Work more hours - Nothing makes men happier than making money. Real men anyway. Pick up some more hours or a coaching job to make sure your hours at home are limited in every capacity. Besides, might be a good cover for #2.
4. Send your significant other to spend some time with somebody you know relationship is more messed up than yours. I call it the scared straight approach.
5. Don't fall for the banana in the tailpipe. No, this is not some prison joke. When you hear the words, "We need to talk" "What's wrong" "Why don't you talk to me", it is bait for you to tell the truth and speak honestly. Honesty comes with a price. Don't let the innocence in the voice fool you. You still can not say exactly what you want to say and how you want to say it. It has to be crafted in a delicate way for them to understand you. Think about it this way, they already know what is wrong etc. because they know what you cussed them out about or gave them the STFU face. If they didn't understand you the first 7 times you said it, what makes you think yelling at them and calling them names is going to accomplish a different result? It's almost like writing a college thesis. If they don't get it after that, fuck em...they never will understand.
6. Save your money on the side - lawyers are expensive. That's not it. You have to buy simple stuff again like a toaster, pizza plate, new favorite cup, socks after she cut all the toes out of your socks. Just saying.
7. Give a genuine effort. No really. I know stop laughing. But really try to do all the little things that you hate to do. You know like hold hands in public, have a conversation, enjoy a meal without calling the other person a dumb bish, the little things matter. Remember the person's birthday without the help of a facebook popup.
8. STFU - Yes. Shut up. Please shut up. Right now. No more comments. Just leave us along. Everybody needs some me time. Don't bombard us as soon as we come in the house. Unless its on some nasty level at least 20% of the time. Gotta keep us on our toes, can't always be a honey-do list.
9. Give up - you gonna end up like your grandparents that yell at each other 30 yrs from now. Aint nothing wrong with just holding on or hanging in so long that your stock has fell below the break even point. At that point, there is an understanding that neither person likes each other unless in the presence of the kids or white people they don't know.
10. Give up. Pay child support and alimony.