Friday, February 4, 2011

Spot me 10



1. NBA Allstar team Snubs West
Ebizz: Kevin Love sticks out. He should have been a definite. Others left out were Zach Randolph, Lamar Odom, Monte Ellis, and Lamarcus Aldridge. All these guys are having career seasons. Guess they can't win the popularity contest.

DProfessor: They had to choose between Kevin Love and Blake Griffin....I would say they got that right. But I still think Love makes the team as the Yao Ming replacement. Since it is an all-star game, I would rather see a more flashy player in Monta Ellis. Ellis is 3rd in scoring, can light it up and is the Russell Westbrook of the Bay.



2.NBA Allstar team Snubs East
Ebizz: I think they actually got it right in this case. I cant think of too many other players who should have made this squad.

DProfessor: I would have to agree. The superteams are all represented in full. Team looks like the next Drake song of BosMiamiLanta.


3. Add a little excitement to the Allstar game
Ebizz: How about one on one between two voted players or something. Maybe even bring back Rock N Jock Basketball. Anything is better the crap we have to sit threw now. The NBA dunk contest rules have changed for the worse as well.

DProfessor: I have the perfect ideas that would appease the women and make everybody play hard. The winner gets to pick 4 people off the losing team who has to volunteer for the next year of Real All Star Baby Mommas on VH1. I bet that would light some fire under that game.


4. Favorite NBA Allstar dunk
Ebizz: Dwight Howard with the super-jump dunk wearing the cape also EVERY dunk Vinsanity did lol

DProfessor: Nique, MJ, Vince, TMac, JRichardson. But the one that stands out is Spud Webb. Spud had everybody under 5'8 thinking dunking was the ultimate goal.




5. Upcoming NBA trades
Ebizz: Melo should be outta Denver pretty soon. Maybe Rip Hamilton, Igudola, Danny Granger. No one is really budging at the moment it seems though.

DProfessor: Teams probably dont want to make any real moves since their will be a lockout next year anyway. Most of the key trade bait are older players and Melo justs want to go to NY.




6. Orlando Talks $h1t, Can't Stop LeBron
DProfessor: In the words of Katt Williams, thats what you get for talking Yiiittt. LeBron is the Tiger. I'm just saying. The analogy goes well. Real tiger = LeBron....fake habitat = Cleveland. Could have easily went for 60 and triple double.

Ebizz: Speechless...........Stan Van Gundy aka Ron Jeremy admitted that their team is not championship caliber.

7. Gucci Mane Tattoo??
Ebizz: Well it got him a shoutout for his 31st bday on ESPN. Tyson said he like going to war and Gucci Mane likes to be licked on. Could not have said it better. I remember a couple of years ago when everybody hated him. I miss those days. The tattoo sucks just about as bad as his music does.

DProfessor: I was in utter shock that Gucci La Flare, aka Bricksquad aka Gucci Montana made a respectable show as PTI. That being said, the tat is beyond stupid. Tats are overboard nowadays anyway. But I respect Gucci, as far as the best of the worst rappers go, the Gucci is my go-to-guy. Besides, he has about 147 mixtapes this month alone. He took the Master P approach and blew it out the Ice Cream truck.



8. Favorite new show
DProfessor: Southland and Spartacus are back. Another cool show is Parenthood, well because I am one.

Ebizz: Shameless and Lights Out. Both are pretty good so far....




9. Luke for Mayor in MIA
Ebizz: He would get my vote instantly. Maybe I need to move back down there........

DProfessor: Now that would be worth going to the victory party. Hell, Luke would probably throw a party if he lost.



10. Haynesworth punched fellow motorist
Ebizz: I wish it was his coach he punched instead.

DProfessor: Maybe the motorist said he was an overpaid overweight bastard driving over the line. I smell donuts from Fat Albert's car and a lawsuit coming from the other guy.



Bonus Random Thoughts

Ebizz: Right now Im jamming Bruno Mars ft. Damien Marley - Liquor Store Blues.

DProfessor: Cold chicken still tastes like chicken

Happy Black History Month

Thursday, February 3, 2011

1. NFL Pro Bowl Game
Ebizz
: Who cares? What made this game even worse was putting it before the Superbowl.
DProfessor: Did you see the last play of the game? Two words - Pa Thetic. Maybe the other All-Star games are bad and they have other events that carry the weekend (NBA - Slam Dunk, MLB - Home Run, etc), but the NFL cant have Punt Pass and Kick. How about a celebrity game MTV style?


2.  Plaxico Burress
DProfessor: Last time I checked, Plexiglass was 6'5ish and great red zone target. You can't lose that in jail right? Maybe his hands got a better grip in the joint.
Ebizz:
 Vick showed that convicts deserve another chance. Why not drop him in the NFC East with a certain role model by the name of Mike Vick? Philly can actually use him as well.

3. Superbowl Predictions
Ebizz: Pressure can be key. If the Steelers can get after Boy Wonder Rodgers early that can impact the game. I think Big Ben will continue to do what he does in big games.....
DProfessor: Which is celebrate after the game with a woman that sues him the following year? I like the Steelers too but don't think this will be a blowout. More of a see saw, 35-24 type game.

4. What is next for the Rams?
Ebizz: They can only get better. Number one on their list MUST be a talented wide receiver. The throws were on point but these guys out there now cant catch a cold. Everything else should be secondary.
DProfessor: Speaking of secondary, how about somebody that actually covers? But #1 should be top WR, #2 should be fast RB, #3 should be a overall athlete.....Kick returner.

5.Favorite Superbowl memory
DProfessor: The Greatest Show on Turf vs Titans. This started the good Super Bowl Era. Only 2 bad Super Bowls since this one. 
Ebizz: Most recent has to be Eli Manning vs the Patriots. He broke a tackle that was sure to be a sack, then gets off a crazy pass to be caught by David Tyree and his helmet. Jaw dropping play!


6. Best Album No One has Heard

DProfessor: Big K.R.I.T - Krit wuz here. Something is best song but dont sleep on the rest.
Ebizz: Anything Tiron or BLU.



7. Eddie House: Fair or Foul
DProfessor: The Sam Cassell "Big Nuts" Celebration has to be top 5 on my list with TO and Pom Poms, The Jordan Fist Pump, The Mutombo Wave, and Aaron Rodgers Championship Belt.
Ebizz: via text message "F@ck HIM!!!!"



8. Worse Losing Streak: Cleveland or Washington on Road?
DProfessor: Karma Dan Gilbert, Karma.
Ebizz: Cleveland, They still have a team? 



9. Mid Season MVP?
DProfessor: Derrick Rose. Best PG IN THE LEAGUE. Hand Down Man Down. 
Ebizz: Manu Ginobili. He should get comeback player of the year too. 



10. Trouble in LA?
DProfessor: Man please. Is it April yet?
Ebizz: Playoffs? We talking about Playoffss?