Thursday, December 6, 2012

The Sunday Truce

It is downright stupid how many times events in the news or just general conversations can be summed up by a scene from the Wire. The Wire was only one of the top 5 TV shows ever produced, right next to Ducktales, Breaking Bad, Animaniacs, and insert another show here.

First the story, then the clip.

Tough talk from Rahm on cop crackdowns at gang funerals

Police are searching for weapons parking lot St. Andrew Temple Baptist Church W. Marquette Rd.  after report gun car


Police are searching for weapons in parking lot of St. Andrew Temple Baptist Church, W. Marquette Rd., after report of gun in a car at funeral for Sherman Miller, a Gangster Disciples member killed on the steps of a Church, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 . | John H. White~Sun-Times
Updated: December 6, 2012 2:26AM
 

Gang funerals in Chicago will be treated like “gang events” — with pat-downs and police muscle — because gang leaders have shown “no respect” for neighborhoods where those funerals take place, Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Wednesday.
One day after Chicago Police officers showed up in force at a gang funeral, Emanuel warned gang leaders to get used to it. Gang funerals will no longer be treated as sacred events.
“Where there’s a gang funeral — given that they have shown no respect for a place of worship — we’re going change how they’re going to operate. The Police Department is going to change the way they deal with gang funerals,” the mayor said.
This year, many of those gang funeral processions have ended at Mount Hope Cemetery on the outskirts of the Southwest Side. Residents are fed up with cars weaving in and out of the processions and calls of shots being fired.
A source in the Morgan Park District on the Southwest Side estimated five to 10 of the district’s squad cars are assigned to each gang funeral, representing up to 30 percent of the available police vehicles in the district.
The source estimated at least one gang funeral a week has rolled through the district for the last several months. Other districts, as well as Chicago Police gang units, the Cook County sheriff’s office and other departments also provide officers to monitor gang funerals, the source said.
“They’re tying up resources left and right,” the source said of the gang funerals.
Still, Ald. Matt O’Shea (19th) applauded the mayor’s decision to get tough on them. Mount Hope, at 115th and Fairfield, is ground zero for the problems, he said.
“We’ve had shots fired into the air. Offenders fleeing police and throwing loaded guns out of cars. High-speed chases down our side streets. We’ve had altercations where people attending gang funerals have verbally assaulted residents,” O’Shea said.
“What these gangbangers are doing is inexcusable,” he said. “It’s got to stop to protect the residents of my community.”
Last week, a gunman fatally shot a reputed gang member on the steps of a South Side church after a funeral for another man. The brazen act of violence was shocking, even by Chicago standards.
Determined to avoid a repeat, dozens of officers, some armed with assault rifles, were assigned to monitor Tuesday’s funeral of Sherman Miller, last week’s murder victim.
The Chicago Sun-Times reported that officers watched from a distance as Miller’s associates flashed gang signs and danced to rap music blaring from their cars in the church parking lot.
When the funeral ended, officers ordered them to leave. Some argued with police before they drove away.
A police helicopter was on stand-by to escort the funeral procession to the cemetery and watch for illegal conduct, but the burial was canceled because Miller’s family was apparently unable to pay the bill.
There were police cars from several departments waiting near Mount Hope Cemetery before the procession was called off, a source said.
Emanuel unleashed his anger about the behavior at gang funerals after voicing his frustration that the number of murders and shootings in Chicago is rising while overall crime is down roughly 10 percent this year.
The mayor made it clear he’s not losing faith in police Supt. Garry McCarthy or his crime-fighting strategies. McCarthy’s continued shake-up of district commanders — with 19 of 23 now replaced under his watch — is aimed at reducing shootings, the mayor said.
McCarthy recently put new commanders in the Central, Deering, Monroe and Lincoln districts. The spike in gang violence in the Deering District was such a priority, McCarthy shifted Joseph Gorman, commander of gang investigations, to become the new Deering District commander.

NOW....the WIRE explains why these young cats have no morals...


Just for a bonus, a 2nd vid to explain whats going on in Chicago and every other messed up part of the world.
 

Up in the club


This was buried on Frank Ocean's Channel Orange. It was looped in with another song that was a little too happy for me. It is the beat that you hear in the first 2 minutes of the song.

This was posted for a few reasons:
  1. Damn I love the strippers....#2chainz
  2. This inspired a tattoo
  3. I like Frank Ocean
  4. He actually spent some time/money on this video.
  5. I was sweating like he was at the club on Saturday.
Enjoy.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Truth or Truth, pt 4 - Anniversaries

Shout out to all the people that act like they like each other on Holidays and the Wedding Anniversary only.  Throw in every other birthday, graduations, and funerals, those are the real couples. The ones that neither person is really that interested but at the same time got to much time, money, kids, time (yep said it twice), emotional baggage, or just know they can't do no better because they tried, those are the real couples. They probably the only ones that will make it past half of this list. That being said, how about we review what we really want on those special days in which we remember how much money we spent on a ring and a cake and some damn party favors. All we really celebrating is that bachelor party.....ya dig. So here is a Guide to Anniversary Gifts for Him.
1st Wedding Anniversary
Traditional Gifts: Paper
Modern Gifts: Clocks
My proposal:  Lets blend the two, how about spend some paper on a nice watch. And if the guy doesnt wear a watch, how about upgrade his cell phone. Cell phone is a good idea because he couldn't upgrade before now because he bought you a damn ring. He had the same flip phone since forever. This helps, and besides, now he can't use the excuse that he didn't get your call/text. "Baby you know my phone don't work." He rocking this old phone you see talking about its 4g. Child please.
2nd Wedding Anniversary
Traditional Gifts: Cotton
Modern Gifts: China
My proposal:  Go traditional with cotton. And not slavery cotton some socks and t-shirts, hook up the wardrobe. We been rocking the same clothes we bought since we first met you and went out and bought a few new "work" shirts. All of our collars are yellow and the shirts got that permanent crease line. Hook us up. Go get a Macy's card, Kohl's, something.
3rd Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Leather
Modern Gifts: Crystal
My proposal:  By year 3, we probably knocked you up for the 1st or 2nd time, so we probably don't have too much money to spend on one another so lets take a year off and regroup. Something simple like getting us a massage (or giving one) with a happy ending. Those are on Groupon everyday. Your broke ass got $40 to get your hair done, you can get us a massage.
4th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Fruit or Flowers
Modern Gifts: Appliances
My proposal:  By now, we barely like each other but you gotta do something.Dinner and a movie will suffice.
5th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Wood
Modern Gifts: Silverware
My proposal:This is the turning point where you have to put in your cards or just say eff it and y'all pretty much have an understanding that you won't be together too much longer. If you want to keep him, you go all out in the freaky department...I'm talking about birthday, xmas, and valentine's freaky rolled into one night. The high heels, the nasty stuff we like, and how about some anal.
6th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Candy or Iron
Modern Gifts: Wood
My proposal: IF you made it this far and things are on the up and up, you gotta outdo last year. Now it is time for that infamous homemade video we been requesting. Oh yeah, we should have already been practicing, but we gotta go full scale production level on this one. Buy some new lamps, multiple angles, we already got the editing software. And you thought we was chopping and screwing videos of the kids because we love them. That was practice.
7th Wedding Anniversary
Traditional Gifts: Wool or Copper
Modern Gifts: Desk Sets
My proposal: Ok ok ok. You have reached your nasty limit for the time being. Thats fine, this year is easy. It's the ever so needed Hall Pass. Yep, just like the movie. Yep again, don't try to change the rules that the movie outlined. Yep, one whole week off from marriage. We will check in two times per day, anything other than that is considered a bonus.
8th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Bronze or Pottery
Modern Gifts: Linens or Lace
My proposal: Simple, new golf clubs. We have worn out the ones we had from college or our started set we got when we got that first job. Plus, we need a hobby before we kill you and the kids.
9th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Pottery and Willow
Modern Gifts: Leather 
My proposal: Bed n breakfast....trip to a sporting event....something off the bucket list... this is that weird not really there yet year, like when you turn 20, its better than 18 but not really 21. 10th Anniversary is turning 21. Don't blow that one. This year will be forgotten anyway.
10th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Tin or Aluminum
Modern Gifts:Diamond Jewelry
My proposal: How about the following....the woman gets the bigger ring, the man gets a menage. Yep. You had 3 years of anniversary freaky layoff to build up to this. Time for the excitement. Time to bond together, explore new territory (or revisit your pre-marriage days, depends on how you rolled), and get that fire back. Nothing sparks the fire like new pussy. If your man hasn't cheated, this is like a dream and a half coming true. If he cheated, chances are you did too so I guess it's just putting things on the table. Besides, Kanye told us we deserve it.


15th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Crystal
Modern Gifts: Watches
My proposal: After 10 years, let's face it, the real celebrations will be the ones every 5 years so on those in between times, nice dinner, sex, something new will suffice. At 15 years, you are broke from the kids entering high school or entering college, play it safe and just buy a new TV, like THIS BIG.
20th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: China
Modern Gifts: Platinum
My proposal: You are officially the Cosbys. Take a trip out of the country and wild the hell out. What happens in Budapest, stays in Budapest. Or something like that.
25th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Silver
Modern Gifts: Silver
My proposal: Buy each other matching tombstones and go ahead and get the side by side plots because you stuck together at this point. Nothing hasn't been said, heard, discussed, discharged, or secreted from each other's bodies that will shock either person at this point.
30th Wedding Anniversary 
Traditional Gifts: Pearl
Modern Gifts: Diamond
My proposal: I have no advice. Hope your life insurance is paid up I guess.

I speak the truth....you know it.
This has nothing to do with nothing except it's new and its called Truth, Pac Div. Good mixtape, GMB.