Thursday, November 12, 2009

Gone Til November....But We BACK!!!!!


Sorry for the hiatus. I had complications from a prior engagement that was bestowed upon me and required my undivided attention to the fortitude of the ........Man I was busy.

1. Best Team in NFL?
DProfessor: Right now and for the rest of the season, the Saints. I know...shocking that I didnt pick the Colts. The Colts just have way too many injuries to overcome and not to mention a tougher schedule. The Saints finish with Rams, Tampa twice, Washington, and Dallas in December. Dallas is only worth noting for the obvious reason that Romo and December/January doesnt mix. He is like a polar bear....should just start hibernating early this year.
EBizz:I am going with my Vikings, Pats, or Colts. I feel that the softening of the schedule does not always work in a teams favor when you are heading towards the playoffs, which is a place the Saints have not flourished in a LOOOOOOONG time.

2. MVP of NFL?
EBizz:Cedric Benson is running like his life depends on it. He is doing things not a person on Earth knew he would ever do. I think he is earning that reward and should not be overlooked by the NFL, even though I feel he will be overlooked for a boy wonder quarterback....
DProfessor: Not so fast my friend. It's Peyton Benson. Peyton Manning is undefeated and the only reason that team is rolling. Cedric Benson is running over the Ravens and anybody else that comes in his way. He is running for the payday right now. No knock on Drew Brees but the defense is playing lights out for the Saints too.

3. Who shocks the world in 2nd half?
DProfessor: Remember the Titans. That was a good movie with Denzel Washington. This year's Titans seems to have found their mojo with Vinsanity (can he have that nickname now???). The games are ugly and so are the stats minus Chris "Best Player in the league on a bad team" Johnson, but Vince gets the W's.
EBizz: I think you need to lean back real quick and stop with the ridiculous talk. Vince is a horrific quarterback. They won two games against less than average teams that will not make the playoffs. Shocking is the Bengals especially after the season they stumbled through last year. They have made a total 360 and have a few players who will make that pro bowl team.

4. Best team in NBA?
DProfessor: I know your answer is the Lakers but you are wrong. Its the Boston Celtics. They have the most wins at 9, highest winning percentage and largest margin of victory of 14.7. Numbers dont lie E.....Boston vs LA Finals would be a great summer treat to kick off free agency wouldn't it?
EBizz: Facts dont lie either. The Celtics are old and running on fumes. They also showed what they are capable of when they go without one of the three supermen they brought in. The Lakers are young and the BEEEST (in dj khalid voice). We won a chip last year. The Lakers have been still trying to build their chemistry. I see you must have forgotten that Pau Gasol has yet to even play a game yet........

5. Does LeBron go to LA?
DProfessor: Speaking of free agency....Every free agency posts starts and ends with where does LeBron go? You sent me some lunacy about a sign and trade with LA for LeBron to take the torch from Kobe and become his Pippen in exchange for "No Knees" Bynum and some strippers. Defend yourself for this lunacy.
EBizz: It was an article written not by me. Find the signature on the article and email the writer for an answer. I said that it would be a nice thing if it did happen, but never said i sign off on the deal. But it would be a good move toward total domination. Why does everyone have so much hate for the Lakers?? I love it so much....Dynasty

And by the way...I want to know where DWade ends up. He is easily my favorite player after last night doing this to show off in front of MJ. The NBA...where Kodak moments happen.


6. Where Does Everyone Else Go in 2010?
DProfessor: Teams with most money are New Jersey ($53.6 million salary cap: $24.9 million in cap space), New York ($23.4 million in cap space), Miami ($18.5 million of cap space), Chicago ($12.9 million of cap space), and Minnesota. Minnesota was not worth noting because no superstar is going there unless they promise them 13 virgins. I would love to see Rose, DWade and Bosh in Chicago.
EBizz: Amare stays with Suns, Boozer is out the door and will end up with DWade or Lebron. Bosh gets suckered into a deal somewhere that will not pay off. TMac hopefully retires.


7. Best team in NCAA Football?
EBizz: More I see coming on this one....Florida or Alabama. Numbers dont lie right? They are playing in the best conference and are knocking off teams left and right in defensive dominating fashion. How could you not like that?
DProfessor: I'll go with Texas. I hope that Alabama or Florida loses so I can stop hearing how great they are. As soon as they stop paying the refs off, we will see how good they are. They are in the same boat as Texas of playing in an overrated league in a down year. If TCU beats Utah this weekend, they should be a lock for the championship game. If not, I'm screaming conspiracy.
EBizz: So who is good if these teams are not??
DProfessor: TCU, Cincy, and Boise to name a few. They have something in common with Alabama and Florida, UNDEFEATED.

8. Womens Soccer >>> Womens MMA?
DProfessor: Watch this chick. I don't know what to think but she needs to fight her (pic below)
EBizz: Woooooow....the female Kimbo Slice.



9. Weis will get fired: Who's next?
DProfessor: Are they going to get Chucky Gruden to come to South Bend to restore the universe back in order? Probably. Word on the street is that Gruden has been spending time at colleges learning the spread. Gruden is good with inherited teams, he inherited a good Tampa to win the Super Bowl. Can he take Weis's boys and get them back to prominence?
EBizz: Rich Rodriguiez maybe? lol. Dont know and hate to say, but dont care.

10. Yanks win #27
DProfessor: Baseball? We talking about baseball?
EBizz:They deserve it. It has been bout 10 years since the last one. I say lets help get them sorry Cubs one next huh?

DProfessor: I'm all out of ideas to catch up about....
Ebizz: I just called my boys Clavell and Howard Tibbs III at Funky Finger Productions and BAMMMMM....Another 5!!!

11. Jay Z vs Sigel: Who Wins?
DProfessor: Does it even do Jay any justice to entertain this match? Is this the same as Jordan vs Russell? I think it falls along the same lines. A diss song or two is all this warrants from my perspective.
EBizz: Due to Jay-Z and his position in music, he will make so this will not be a fair battle. The last battle Jay got into he was flamed by the ether. Beanie is no walk in the park and anyone who listens knows that. But of course Jay could do no wrong right?
DProfessor: Of course you know I love a good battle like the next man, especially two heavyweights like Nas and Jay. As far as Sigel, I know he is on that level lyrically, but is he really a heavyweight in the game?
EBizz: Tomatoes tomotoes. Let them get it on and expose who's real and who's not.

12. Better Wing Man: 50 Cent or Whoever Jay Plugs?
DProfessor: 50 is definitely an upgrade over Memph Bleek. If nothing else, the man can act.
EBizz:Yea let me pick the next questions....

13. Recession Relationships: Are you in one?
DProfessor: It's cheaper to keep her...but is there like a "booty clause" in there? Like, sex/etc. every Thursday?
EBizz: No comment.

14. Best Album to Bump
EBizz: Raekwon or Ghostface. They both come from town different areas concept-wise but are very affective in the approach. Production is banging on both albums and are well worth the listen, unlike that overhyped Blueprint 3 garbage.
DProfessor: I thought I was the only one bumping Ghostdini. Ghost only has 1 or 2 songs that you can skip, but at the same time they are decent. Support good artists!!!

15. Sammy Sosa is now Light Skinned
DProfessor: No comment.
EBizz:Is this the reincarnation of MJ already??? Please pray for Sammy.