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Saturday, July 2, 2011
Friday, July 1, 2011
what do you do if this was you........
If you are LeBron James, with this off season what do you do take make sure you end up with better results at the end of this next season (if there is one)?
D Professor: I don't blame LeBron. I blame his enablers. People been kissing his ass since he was in 6th grade just to be his homeboy and get a piece of that check. But now he has to take responsibility and get better. My gripe with LB is he holds the ball too long in post, plays hot potato when the jumper aint working. Nothing is there in between. What is it with superstars that they stop going to the cup? I have the perfect recipe/storm for LB and Heat, sign Allen Iverson. He could be the mentor LB needs, especially if he wants to be a villain. Nobody was more hated by white ceos that AI. But beyond that, AI always got to the basket or got to elbow for pull up jumper. Besides that, he will have to play with somebody that is not his friend and somebody that will not be afraid to tell him or DWade they fuckin up.
Ebizz: He must start by going to see the wizard because he needs a bigger heart.
This could in fact, help him play up to his capability in difficult situations. The next stop needs to be visiting Hakeem Olajuwon for some post moves which are most definitely needed in his arsenal. I also think it doesnt help that his whole crew is in his age range. A little bit of veteran encouragement in the form of a mentor could be helpful for all of these young guys entering the NBA. Some cases too experience is the best teacher.
B Reason: The 1st thing "Prince" James needs to do is have a sit down with Nike and have them remove all the crowns from any of his logos... because he is in no way royalty, more like a royal jester if anything right now. Send his ass to The Rucker for a summer earn some heart and learn how to deal with trash talking. He cant get all emotional because somebody talking bout his mama or his baby mama.
KeFarin: I would shut up and play ball. In Cleveland he loved being the hero. Now that he is in Mia, he seems to be having trouble adjusting to being the villain. I thought that he had gotten over the early season adjustments he had to make when he dominated the entire second half of the season and the first three rounds of the playoffs. We saw his entire demeanor change in the finals when the heat faced their first real adversity. Then he start talking about how his haters are gonna have the same problems tomorrow that they had yesterday...
C'mon Son!
Man up, Show up, and Shut up!The NBA lockout is official......
Have you seen the homepage for NBA.com??!!??
This is how you know the lockout is official. No stats, highlights, or scores. only lockout news. That's right David Stern is going to levels that even NFL.com didnt go to. He is even punishing us fans for this. But hey its time for NBA players to enjoy this time off and focus on something else...
What is it for them to do you ask......
Learn to roller skate
Learn to dance
Learn to ride a bike
Or just party hard
just please whatever you all choose to do choose no violence
because you can end up
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Gotta reverse that....
Thats right. Somebody used their brain and pimped these white chicks into a deal. Kreayshawn is the latest in the wave of limited talent acts that have landed some free money. She is from Oakland, so my money is somebody started ghost writing for their little snow bunny and said, If I can't get a deal, lets make you a star. Semi wack lyrics, no content, half cute white chick. Sold.
Since her performance at SXSW in Austin, Texas in March, Kreayshawn has had the Internet going nuts. Rumored to have recently signed a $1 million contract with Sony after dropping her new video, 'Gucci Gucci,' which accrued 1.6 million hits on YouTube in two weeks, Kreayshawn is the next logical step for hipster hip-hop fans, following fellow West Coast oddball-indie success stories Odd Future and Lil B. (The Boom Box)
Full story here.
Thats right fellas, whip that p-ssy. If they don't want you, give them what they want and get paid in the background.
When my love, goes bang bang, you better run for cover, you sweeet little thang.
Planking = Failure
This planking is getting out of hand. What is the deal? Do people really not have that much to do with they time? Here are a few more idiots. The videos are classic.
Bonus video.
Has nothing to do with planking but this is the best parody video I seen in a while. Cash Money should sign these guys. Expeditiously.
Rich athletes with nothing to do...
Peep how he slid the LeBron shot in on his twitter
This is what a fan said
And this is what D Howard said
Monday, June 27, 2011
NFL receivers in action......
Chad Ochocinco, Andre Johnson, Santana Moss, Antonio Brown workout
Sunday, June 26, 2011
James Toney and Ken Shamrock make it interesting
This is one of the better boxing press conferences. You know, when two old geezers get together and say how bad they will beat the other guy up...
If you are in the need for sure comedy check this video out.
Mr James Toney, For even thinking that you have another chance in the ring, your trainers should have looked at you and said...
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