1. The Crying game....... Watsup with the Miami Heat?
KeFarin: So, I know the song says "Big Girls don't cry," but this here is ridiculous. The Heat are looking dejected on the floor and apparently in the locker room too. After the Bulls defeated the Heat on Sunday, Heat Coach Eric Spoelstra did the unforgivable. He told the media wolves that some of the guys were so upset at the loss that they were crying. There is no crying in Baseball ( A League of their Own), but I know for sure that there is no crying in the NBA. Anyway... the Heat have lost 5 in a row, looking for 6 if the Lakers have anything to say about it on Thursday night...
DProfessor: So, didnt we say the same thing, minus the tears about the Lakers? I know I know, the Lakers are the two-time defending champs, the Heat aint won nothing, bluh bluh bluh. Having watch these guys play 40 mins of hell and then 8 mins of shame every game is disturbing. Do I think this will happen in the playoffs, not so much. But at the same time I do think it is overblown. If anything, Bosh and Spolestra need to see who stays over the summer, they have been awful. No bench rotation, no toughness, no rings. Chris Webber summed it all up HERE.
2. Lakers Undefeated Since Allstar Break
DProfessor: I believe we said that this is not April and the Lakers will be ok.....and they have been just that. Ron Artest in back in therapy, Kobe is well Kobe, and Pau has bloomed into a Black Swan. I hate to say it looks like they are on cruise control but......who really can push them in the West.
KeFarin: So, it is finally back to business as usual in LA. They are 7-0 since the break, and look to be in playoff form after the dominating win over the NBA's team with the best record, San Antonio Spurs. The West is still jam packed at the top, but the Lakers look prime for another run at the championship.
3. How far can Rose and the Bulls go in the Playoffs?
KeFarin: So Derrick Rose and the Bulls are looking unstoppable right about now. Derrick Rose is looking quite MVPish if y'all haven't been paying attention. This team is in my opinion, the deepest team in the league right now. Derrick Rose is the clear leader here so we know who's gonna have the ball in his hands at the end of the game. This is one of the quickest teams in the league and the best ( you heard me, best) defensive team in the league. Numbers don't lie. This team is a year early to the "Contender Party," but will have no problem playing the crasher role. With Miami in decline, Boston losing Perkins, and Orlando... nevermind, the Bulls look to be in prime position to beat anyone.
DProfessor: The Bulls are a good solid team. The Bulls are really nice. I don't think this is their year. When was the last time a team won it all with one playmaker, one post scorer, and hustle players? I'll wait....
The names that come to mind are Heat and Wade, Shaq and Kobe, and the like. I think the Bulls are getting there fast, but they are no better than Cleveland from past 3 years.
4. NCAA Tourney Time....
KeFarin: The best sports time in the year is upon us! The NBA playoff caliber games, The start of the baseball season, and The NCAA tournament. I will have at least Bracket sheets, and all of em' will be wrong. Don't you just love it? Anyway: Ohio State is my pick. Big Ten back on top!
DProfessor: I'm not making any prediction until the brackets are out. I have Ohio St and San Diego St in final four. You can watch every game this year thanks to Turner Broadcasting. TV will be on overload for TBS, Tru TV, CBS, and somthing else for like 4 days in a row.
5. Brandon Davies of BYU suspended for having sex
KeFarin: Okay, Okay, Okay. Let's put this to bed. You take scholarship at school that prohibits tea, tobacco, alcohol and SEX! Are you crazy? You break the rules, you deal with the punishment. I know it wasn't his first time. He just happened to get caught this time. You playing ball at BYU, What you expect!!!!
DProfessor: So, who snitched on him? Did he submit his video to darmdorm? I'm just saying......
6. Tiki Barber return?
DProfessor: Does Tiki have some child support payments we don't know about? His ex-wife must have told him she was gonna do the next season of Housewives and air out some dirty secrets. Either that or Ronde was braggin that he was soft at the last family bbq and Tiki would not let that go.
KeFarin: So let me get this right. Guy leaves team after three consecutive career years to pursue broadcasting career. Year after guy leaves-SUPER BOWL! Guy is terrible and now works for Yahoo! Sports. Oh and he recently got divorced, and is 36 years old. C'mon Son! Getdafuckouttaherewitdatbullsh
7. Plaxico Burress is set to be released from prison in June
KeFarin: As long as he's in playing shape, why can't he come back and play at a high level in the NFL. I say, come to the Bears. We need a good possession receiver.
DProfessor: Unless Plax had a date with the the Booty Warrior, he should still be a viable WR in the National Football League. Now if there is a strike, Plax might not be the best stickup man, but Antonio Pierce might be available as a driver.
8. Ghostface blog
DProfessor: I havent seen so many nahmeans and ayos and n#gs since high school. A few of my favorite lines from just the recent post:
Sons rhymes is softer than two niggas sharin a umbrella
Ayo the nigga so soft his heart probably got a mink jacket on n shit
That nigga Drake is the same age that Biggie was when he passed son. If that nigga die tomorrow you think niggas is gon be thinkin bout that nigga 14 years after he died...talkin bout "Damn...son was too ill...too ill". Nah g. They might say "Ayo remember that nigga Drake? Word I think son had progesterone in his blood n shit son.
KeFarin: I promise that I have not laughed that much in my life. This guy, whoever it is, needs to find a narrator and come out with the audio series. This sh*t is classic. These stories are unbelievable: Nas flying out of the studio on a 7 foot falcon, Kanye popping Ne-Yo in the skull with his belt buckle, Raekwon being the flyest chubby nigga in the hood, and Drake being a back seat nigga. I promise, whoever authored these tales has remarkable talent. I can hear the Wallabee Champ saying every word!!!
In Closing We gotta get back to the Heat -
I know we are beating a dead horse but I thought this was hilarious.
On twitter, one of the trending topics was "#LastTimeTheHeatWon, here are a few of the responses:
#LastTimeTheHeatWon " Gas was only 99cent
#LastTimeTheHeatWon DMX was sober!
#lasttimetheheatwon busta rhymes had dreads
#LastTimeTheHeatWon DMX was sober!
#lasttimetheheatwon busta rhymes had dreads
#lasttimetheheatwon Rick Ross was skinny
#lasttimetheheatwon blackplanet was the hottest thing on the internet
#lasttimetheheatwon lebron had a hairline
