Friday, July 29, 2011

Losers and Winners

I hate the Patriots. They are like your big brother when you are 11 and he is 15 and you play Madden and he sends you a trade that you think is the best thing in the world except you just Ditka'd your team for one player who is probably gonna get hurt the next game. They just do the little things that you want your team to do. Look at Ocho face once he got the news he would be traded to the Pats instead of forced to play with Jordan Palmer at qb. 
Then the Pats rolled the dice on the Icebox Albert Haynesworth. Seen here taking a nap on the field, I doubt if the Pats allow that. See - Moss Transformation for examples.

A good week to be a former Eagles qb. McNabb went to the Vikes for a ham sandwich and a bag of chips, while Kevin Kolb got a get out of jail free card and went to play in the worst division in football, along with one of the best WRs in the game.  Expect 3500 yards and 30 tds for Kolb throwing against the Rams and Seahawks alone. As far as McNabb, wouldn't it be bittersweet to end up with his old buddy TO? There is no denying the chemistry they had on and off the field. lol.  But with Sidney Rice flying the coup, the Vikes are in heavy need of a big WR, with Percy Harvin set to play Desean Jackson in MINNY. 

Other Winners
Eagles - Rodgers-Cromartie - Much needed to play with and after Samuels
Saints - Sproles - Kickoffs and Reggie Bush plays  
Dolphins - Reggie Bush - Took his talents to South Beach
Panthers - Resigned Deangelo Williams, Greg Olsen from Bears, Charles Johnson

LOSERS
 The Bengals have no QB, no WRs, and a coach that they must have some gay nude photos of, and that was a team that finished 4-12 last year. I guess they have one good WR in AJ Green, but who throws him the ball? Jordan Palmer?


















Other losers
Titans - Why do they keep going for "veteran" white qbs? Hasselbeck has had one season with qb rating over 75 in last 5 years. I know Vince wasnt the answer but come on.
Rams - Moss, Rice, TO, Roy Williams, Plax, Vincent Jackson, Braylon Stonehands Edwards, Lance Moore, etc etc. Couldn't make a move on any of these guys?

I guess this just about sums it up.

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