Friday, July 11, 2008

Note to A-Rod: Tie Her to a Rocket

It's cheaper to keep her. Or that's what I heard. Why in the hell would A-Rod risk a marriage over Madonna? She was past her prime 10 years ago. Details on the divorce:

Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce in Florida, not New York where they also claim residency due to the perceived leniency of Florida law.

Cynthia's filing says she wants the couple's $12 million mansion in Coral Gables, Fla., along with alimony, her Maybach, and up to half of the more-than-$140 million A-Rod has earned during their six-year marriage. Sure that isn't MJ money, but it is definitely Paul McCarthy. At least MJ was with her for about 15 years, not 6.

Under Florida law, a prenup has to be "fair and reasonable" to be considered enforceable. Gold-Bikin said prenups she has seen in other states "that say, 'the woman gets nothing' " would not be upheld in Florida.

A-Rod has hired the same attorney that Shaq had, even though his divorce talks have cooled down.
Tie her to a Rocket reference. Fast forward to 3:50 for Big Boi.

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