On the 11th day of Xmas...

I salute 11 Fads/People/Things that I wish went away.
Like yesterday. Put a key in that door and lock it. See what I did right there???

11. Skinny Jeans - After seeing this pic, I dare you to go back in your closet and put on those skinny jeans. Go ahead. That is exactly what you look like when you wear them. No, I'm not kidding. It is disgusting. Only thing worse than skinny jeans ....
10. Sagging - You look so stupid because you have to sag to get this stupid ass jeans halfway up your thighs. You look like a fag in training is all I'm saying and that is disrespectful to the GLBT community. They dont even look this stupid.
9. Wack Rappers - You know who you are, I don't have to say any names do I? Just a few names....ok...how about Chief Keef, Waka Waka Waka, Soulja Boy, YMCMB, DJ Khaled, etc.
8. Reality TV Shows - Wake up America, its not reality. People are making dumb money by pretending to be what people want to see, which unfortunately is obnoxious, loud, and ghetto. And that is the white folks.
7. Swag - This word used to be cool until it was on a Volvo commercial. After that reference, instant retirement. Let's come up with something else.
6. The 1 Year Rule for NBA - Only because its only preventing black kids from jumping. Sorry but their aren't any white phenoms in basketball unless they are from Germany or Spain. NO other sport has this limitation. Give us us free. Instead of this rule, lets start drafting people on accomplishments instead of potential.
5. Donald Trump - He gets dumber by the year. Let's move on.
4. Rush Limbaugh - Well, he preaches hate, has had 5 wives, and is a drug addict, but Obama is the devil? Let's move on.
3. Tea Party Members - Yes I hate you for your freedom. Get over it. Yes you are losing the country, you never owned it anyway. Your lease is up.
2. Racism - I only put on the list because it still exists. It is slowly moving out and letting the real elephant in the room, classism back into the fray. Race relations have moved so far in 40 years that it is amazing what the world will look and feel like in 10 more years. No this is not because of Obama, I believe that actually reignited some hatred, but more to integration of schools, music, hip-hop, sports, and younger generations having exposure at earlier ages and realizing that black is beautiful.

1. White males - After today's horrendous act of violence in CT, we need more white boys like this <----. White males are losing I guess. All of their women date brothers. All of their favorite friends are black. They listen to rap all day long. But let's not forget they have had the run of the muck for the last 400 years. What is the problem?