The Top 10 Traits Women Want in a Man - You can see slideshow HERE.
Let's see why I called bullshit.
10. Faithfulness - If women really wanted men to be faithful, why do they try to use sex as a bargaining chip? Every married or committed man knows that there is a difference between birthday sex, anniversary sex, make up sex, and freaky before we got married to your ass sex. Besides, most married men get sex on full moons only. Aint that a bish.
9. Dependability - This should be dependable to a fault. Men are creatures of habit and we can settle in a habit like a polar bear in a cave. So when a man comes home everyday, answers his phone when you call and do the same thing daily without caution, the habit is set. Once that set man veers 1 cm from the pattern, now we cheating or gambling or smoking crack....WHAT???
7. Sense of Humor - Partially true. Only because most men and women have totally different humor. Men get their humor from movies, crazy uncles, and well....other men. Women get their humor from television. Scripted and laugh tracks. Men can only be "funny" before it turns into "you think you funny don't you".
6. Intelligence - Intelligence is a two way street. You can't pass off intelligence for too long, especially with a woman. If you didn't know, you can not win an argument with a women. They aren't rational, they are emotional thinkers first. Its just their DNA. Blame it on Allah.
5. Passion - Neah. Men are passionate about sports, their kids, cars, money, and sex. That's about it. You better get in where you fit in and make that man some money and give him that good good. Otherwise, he will lose his passion to keep you around and find a white woman.
4. Listening - Take notes from Chris Rock - Women want you to ask her the correct questions that will allow her to run her mouth. You set them up, she'll knock em down.
3. Romancing - There used to be a Boyz 2 Men song called "Water Runs Dry" or something like that. Guess what, that water runs out usually about 2-3 years into the relationship. Romance after that is remembering your birthday and anniversary without the help of a Facebook notification. I'm just saying, get it while the getting is good because when that waters run dry, it is a desert.
2. Sense of Style - May be true but skinny jeans and dressing like a gay r-n-b singer is fashionable now. If that's style, I will pass.
1. Handsome face - Lies all lies. Have you seen Tamar and Vince? Money cures all facial imperfections.
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