10 Spot: Cleveland Playing LeBron, I'm Taking DWade

1.Braylon Edwards Vs King James?
Ebizz: Well if the story is true about Braylon knocking out a lightweight, I say he is pop-tart like. He is also a chump on the field as well... Being that people say that whatever sport Lebron plays in he will be a dominant figure, i see no reason why that should change in a fight with Braylon??? What u think D?
DProfessor: Is it me or do I smell a woman's perfume being involved with this down the road. These cats are both rich, no worries in the world, so....all fingers point to some booty or stinky weed. I am going with the booty angle. Maybe Braylon should focus on catching the ball, stinking up my fantasy team. Maybe Cleveland aint big enough for the both of them....lol

NEWSFLASH - Braylon traded to the Jets.

2. What is your most memorable NFL moment you hated to see??
Ebizz: I remember Antonio Freeman catching a ball with his back against my Vikings...I still have nightmares about that play to this day.
DProfessor: The worst coaching performance by a coach in the Super Bowl when Marshall Faulk didn't run the ball all over New England. Thanks Mike Martz, Thanks alot.


3. Tom Cable: Assault or Bully??
DProfessor: Tom Cable is childish. He needs to fire off on Jamarcus Russell and his 42.4 qb rating for wasting the #1 pick. Somebody needs to pull the chair from Al Davis before this gets out of hand.
Ebizz: This man is big and scary hovering over that damn sideline!! I say go out and play offensive line for the Raiders. You have all that emotion in you that you pull a Braylon in the office??? Besides after another horrific season, he may be looking for another job soon.



4.Brady: Crying to the Refs?
DProfessor: At least the Ravens were NOT fined for speaking their minds. The NFL has to address their issues protecting the qb. Too many defensive players are pulling up unnecessarily to not lay these guys out in fear of losing money to fines or penalties. And the announcers need to get off their high horse in establishing what is clean and dirty. They sound like protective parents watching the game sometimes. This is FOOTBALL!!!!
Ebizz: The ref is there for a reason. Hell, you even get your own penalties Brady. They protecting this baby too much. Take the pacifier out your mouth and play ball!!! And you know the NFL has too keep them a darling QB which happens to be Brady. It is hurting the game big time.

5.Who will win a game first the Rams or the Titans??
Ebizz: I will go with the Titans by default. They are a better team than the Rams and have no reason being winless at this point. They both have tough games but alot tougher for the the Titans, even though Minnesota will be in the Lou this upcoming week. From there they get the Lions which may not be an easy go anymore now huh?? Titans gets Pitt and the Ravens here soon.......A real head scratcher.
DProfessor: The Rams might be heading into week 11 winless. They get Arizona and Seattle at home in back to back weeks. The defense hasn't looked that bad so maybe they can get some pressure on the qb's and just hold on to an ugly win. Tennessee gets some teams that they can run on in Indy, Jax, New England, Buffalo and Houston before they get the Rams in week 14. Tennessee by default.

6. When Does Vince Young Get a Chance?
EBizz: It boils down to if Vince Young is their future or not. If he is not in their by week 8 and they still losing, Young needs to call some real estate agents out of Nashville.
DProfessor: Isn't this the same scenario that happened when Young first came in the league? The Titans started out 0-5 in 2006 only for Young to lead the team into the playoffs. What's the difference between that team and this one....well this one has more talent. If you recall, that was the year Fat Albert stomped on the Cowboys face, maybe the team rallied around that. But Johnson is definitely an upgrade from Travis "Big Daddy" Henry.

7. Who's the better Manning?
DProfessor: One super bowl apiece, Peyton has won MVP 2x, Eli stuck it to the Patriots big time for big brother, ughhh....can I push? Eli is about 5 years younger than Peyton and has really turned it on the last 2 years. I think Peyton has about 3-4 more good years in him before he turns Favre on us.
EBizz: Eli is the truth but Peyton is on fire right now. Can we open back up the debate of who is better...Brady or Manning?

8. Crabtree FINALLY Signs?
EBizz: This is not a big deal. He still has to play his butt off to reach the incentives of year 5 and 6. Now every time somebody doesn't get drafted they are going to cry about where they should have went? Just play ball, let that speak for itself.
DProfessor: Is this a big deal...I say yes. The 49ers have already won the NFC Junior Varsity division of the West. Crabtree might be that piece they need come week 14 and definitely into the playoffs that gives them a legitimate deep threat. You can't depend on Reverend Ike Bruce to carry you to the Super Bowl.

9. Should LeGarrette Blount be Reinstated?
Ebizz: I say let him come back definitely! So much emotion goes into these games that one way or the other they will come out. The punishment should have been that Hout had access to the campus for the rest of the season so he can creep on Blount while leaving class one day to get him back with a taste of his own medicine.
DProfessor: Piyahhhhh. That would be funny as hell. Kinda like this....(See video below)


10. Missouri vs Nebraska?
EBizz: Why can't they have a cooler name than the Victory Bell? I'll take the Tigers by 17. Do it BIG!!!
DProfessor: This is the second oldest football rivalry in the Big 12 Conference and third oldest rivalry west of the Mississippi River (Wikipedia) and only the 2nd time in the last 10 years in which both schools were ranked in top 25. Anyhooo....GO TIGERS!!!

10 Spot: So good ...you wanna slap your momma

1. How about them Canes????
DProfessor: You were hating on my Canes last week but they bounced Oklahoma right out of the BCS picture. Baby James ran the rock like his big cousin Edge and the defense came to play. With only tough road games of UNC and USF in the last week of the season, the U is looking at minimal 10-2 this season. Harris for Heisman?
Ebizz: I would not pull that Heisman card just yet! I love Harris but lets look at the fact that Oklahoma is NOT as good this year as previous ones. They lost their first game of the season to No. 20 Brigham Young. Simply put.

2. Who is Heisman Front Runner?
Ebizz: Tebow is my number one guy at the time. Second Colt McCoy of them longhorns i hated since they knocked off Reggie and USC. Tony Pike (Cinncinatti) and Dez Bryant (Okla. St.)
DProfessor: I am sure that Tebow is still in the debate as long as he only misses 1 game with the concussion but I am looking at Best (Cal), Ryan Matthews (Fresno), Golden Tate (ND), Dez Bryant (OKSt) and Tebow by default as my Fave Five right now.

Sidenote: We sure Tebow still a virgin? I'm just saying...

3. Most Overated College Team?
Ebizz: Ohio State is who I consider
DProfessor: I know you gonna hate this one, ALABAMA. Who have they really played? Other than VTech, they beat Isaiah Thomas at Florida Intl and North Texas. Stop scheduling these cupcake schools people.
Ebizz: Alabama overrated??? hahaha. You must have not watched them play this year. They will be in the National Championship game this year with Miami at home watching them. We are talking about the best defense in college football with only a better than average offense, but powerful weapons. Yet enough to wil it all!

4. Will the "Mid Majors" Play in Title Game this year?
DProfessor: Of course, this year is prime for another Boise State type victory over the big dogs. In the top 25 right now, so called mid majors include Boise St (6), TCU (10), BYU (18), and Cincinnati for that matter at (8). Remember, most of theses schools dont have to play other top 25 schools for the rest of the year. Not saying that their conference schedules are cake walks, but they aren't Miami either.
Ebizz: Boise State has a chance to run the table and I say if you can do this, you deserve a chance at a title game. The reason alot of popular teams do not play the mid majors is because they are too scared they will loose. And yeah?? What has gotten into Miami?? They are finally playing with some heart again. Bout time.

5. Shhhhh.....No one is talking about us!!!
Ebizz: I would go with Auburn at the moment. They are undefeated against the likes of Tennessee, and West Virginia. Now in a couple of weeks, I may change my mind but we are talking about right now right!!!
DProfessor: It has to be Oregon right? They went from being blown out with zero offense on national tv, with a Mike Tyson Punchout scandal and out of it, to quietly being ranked #13. And now they may be considering reinstatement of Tyson, I mean Blount for the home stretch. The Mighty Ducks might have something cooking over there.


6. Bobby Bowden on the Hotseat?
Ebizz: He should be. Bowden has done great things for the game, but dude is getting old and sometimes that is enough to decide to sit DOWN. His run is coming to and end.
DProfessor: As you can read >here..., Bowden is probably coming down to his last hoorah. Too much up and down for what used to be the flagship Florida football school. I can still see Charlie Ward out there running the spread. He had a good run, maybe it is time. Next up...Joe Pa.

7. Oklahoma Bowl Bound?
Ebizz: Hell no. If they make a Bowl then you there is some behind the scenes stuff going on!!! When you loose to a team that already has no chance of making the National Championship game, you do not deserve a chance to make it in either.
DProfessor: Let's see, 2-2 but still in top 25? How does that happen? Sure they lost to other ranked schools but cmon. The schedule isn't getting any easier. Texas, at Kansas, at Nebraska, and Oklahoma State....not to sure they dont have at least 2 more losses going.

8. Lol...Who will return healthier...Tracy McGrady or Kevin Garnett?
Ebizz: Those knees aint nothing to play with K.G.!! Yet the back isn't either. I think both are looking towards the tunnel of falling all the way off, but the edge may go to KG. The reason I pick Garnett is because Doc Rivers is gone keep his baby on the pacifier until he trust he can play regular again. That will diminish the chances of him getting hurt out there. Mac is always hurt and retirement may be the best suggestion for him. I loved his game while it lasted........
DProfessor: But as the song says....The thrill is ovvverrr...That's all I know from that song. I think KG has the edge because he wants it more. Plus having Sheed backing him up doesnt hurt either.

9. Who Chokes: Detroit or Minnesota?
Ebizz: Baseball? We talking about Baseball? Really? I dont do that brother!!!! Next
DProfessor: I have a pitching duel Tuesday night, with Detroit winning 8-6.



10. One NFL - Green Bay vs Minn
DProfessor: I know were you going with this one. I like the original Favre Fanatics. Look for Purple Jesus (All Day) to run silly, but Rodgers has had this game circled since Favre signed. Believe DAT!!!
Ebizz: Thanks D.


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10 Spot: We Got it For Cheap

1. Broncos 3-0?
Ebizz- They are doing what they did the other years they were successful, which is coming with a strong dose of the run game! Not to mention that Kyle Orton is yet to throw a pick this season. The defense I've yet to mention is no punk either!!!!.'
DProfessor: Sometimes you are lucky, and sometimes your schedule is your best friend. You could say their first test is this weekend vs Tony Romo's Ribs, but Dallas is down to possibly the 3rd rb. Choice is good, but the 3 headed attack of Barber, King Felix, and Choice is a force. Broncos 3-1 after this week.


2. Three Favorite Running Backs at the moment
Ebizz- Adrian Peterson will have to top that list for me. He runs with a purpose and is strong as a bull. There are few running backs in the league that have the skills he does. A healthy Brian Westbrook is very crafty and extremely hard to bottle up because he can run strong and also his receiving game is top notch. Maurice Jones Drew is excellent as well. Its hard to narrow down three, but you cant go wrong with any of these.
DProfessor: I have to go All Day, Chris Johnson, and Cedric Benson. The question was right now and Westbrook isn't out there. Jones-Drew gets runner up awards. The first two are not even debatable, but Benson has been a man possessed in Cincy. If Cincy makes it to the playoffs, or any where respectability for that matter, it will be because of Benson's legs.

3. Where is the "D" in Tennesee?
Ebizz: It is very disappointing when your fantasy defense is one of the worst. That is the scenario for me and them Titans. They are getting scored on big time week in and week out. Houston lit them up last week and the Jets this week. Did Fat Albert make that much of a difference?
DProfessor: The run D is still there, but the passing game is getting torched. New Defense Coordinator hard hitting Chuck Cecil may have his clipboard snatched if they don't start producing soon. Oh yea...winning cures all woes too.

4. Drew Brees - Steve Nash of the NFL?
Ebizz: I would like to agree with that one. Both guys have alot of heart and play with a high level of perfection when on the court/field. They are both leaders for their team and take full responsibility for their teams success which for both has also only gotten them so far........
DProfessor: Similar championship pedigree of zero. I like both guys but their teams have one major item in column: Fun to watch, loses in 2nd round. Let's hope Brees doesn't fall off the wagon as far as Nash and his back have.

5. Favorite College moment of the Weekend
Ebizz: My favorite moment of the weekend was when the University of South Florida took the pants down of Florida State and spanked that boo boo!! They was a message to the other Florida teams (except Florida Gators) that we are not to be looked over down here!!!
DProfessor: Let the video speak for itself. Even though it was 2 weeks ago, who cares. The boy did the stanky leg.


6. Biggest College Football Disappointment of the Week
Ebizz: Hands down this goes to Miami who got destroyed by Virginia Tech. Miami could not have know what was coming because they were more than a few steps slower than Tech. After all the trash talk, I would say this loss was somewhat embarassing.......
DProfessor: My Canes didn't have a chance. I noticed that Harris, although accurate, locks on to his target EARLY. But how about the old ball coach spanking Ole Miss on prime time television. Ole Miss was wayyyyy more overrated than Miami.


7. Worst individual NFL performer of the week
Ebizz: Jamarcus Russell has won this award three weeks in a row in my opinion. Everyone wants to say give the kid time to get it together, etc. Sanchez came in and had his stuff together. So did Stafford and Matt Ryan. What is this guys problem?? Another week of throwing 3 for 20, or something close, Russell needs to sit down.
DProfessor: It's hard to argue against Russell, but the crazy thing is that he still won a game. But let's be real, did anybody ever watch him at LSU? He was overrated then. He was always coming back because of stupid stuff he did to put his team in the hole in the first place.

8. LeBron James' next destination?
Ebizz: I say LeBron to stay in Cleveland. The whole New Jersey idea is thought provoking, but I say it may not happen. With this Russian billionaire stepping in, there are talks of Arvydas Sabonis joining the organization and so forth....Does not sound enticing to me but you never know. Then the Knicks may not be able to pay him as much as they thought because of the whole economy problem....In the end a championship is important, but I dont know if it's more important to players than wealth. If money is then he stays in Cleveland, which I see him doing.
DProfessor: At this point, does it matter? I am more interesting in some of the other studs and if the collusion of DWade and Bosh to the Bulls or something. Now that would be newsworthy. Unless LeBron spurns the entire state of Ohio for the Big Apple and a terrible team, I say lets watch it play out.

9. Kimbo Slice - Real or Fake MMA?
Ebizz: I think Kimbo is ...
DProfessor: Hold that thought right there EBIZZ. I don't mean no disrespect but Kimbo Slice is one of the greatest FIGHTERS of ALL TIME. All Time.

10. Upset Alert
Ebizz: Denver over Dallas and Tony Homo.
DProfessor: Oakland over Houston. Wait...No Brett Favre and Packers story?
Ebizz: Neahhhh...

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10 Spot

1. Vick debut or Kevin Kolb show?
DProfessor: Let's see, Kolb threw for 350+ yards (good) but 3 ints (bad) vs New Orleans. Not exactly a defensive powerhouse. KC can't be that good, they loss to Oakland for crying out loud. I say Vick gets in game shape, but Kolb plays a conservative game.
Ebizz: Well D, Imma say lets stay with Kolb. Vick needs real time to get into game shape. From the preseason Vick's on-field play proved to be resourceful but not as affective as he can be yet. So lets give him some time.

Sidenote: Why in the hell are teams so afraid of Jeff Garcia? I have at least 3 teams (STL, TB, hell maybe even Dallas) that could use Garcia right now.

2. Who is the best 2-0 team?
DProfessor: 2-0 teams are Giants, Vikes, Falcons, Saints, 49ers, Jets, Baltimore, Colts, Broncos. I know you money is on the Vikes, but I would have to say its the Giants with a runner up of the Ravens. Yep the Ravens. The Giants knew what they were doing when the got Eli. He is really starting to shine with some young receivers. But Baltimore is nasty. They still have the D, but Flacco and the run game is serious.
Ebizz: Imma go with my Vikes baby!! Why not??? They scared me a little bit against the Lions, but they are a complete team and I will never bet against A.P!!!


3. Who is the worst team in league?
DProfessor: Hands down St. Louis. Two words - Black Out. 7 points in 2 games. Even though they aren't getting dominated, they are terrible. And it starts with the offense. The defense is pretty solid and seems to be buying in the new coach's schemes great. But the offense is plagued by a statue Marc Bulger at QB, a nonphysical runner in Jackson, and thats about it. Nobody is rushing to pick anybody up for a fantasy spot. St. Louis and Detroit might be heading into week 8 both looking for their first W.
Ebizz:You are correct again D. The Rams are worse than the Mizzou Tigers. They are soft and look so lost on the field sometime where I actually feel sorry for these dudes who claim to be pros.



4. Better week: Gore or Chris Johnson?
Stat Line: Gore - 16 car, 207yds, 2td, 5 rec, 39yds
Johnson - 16 car, 197yds, 2td, 9 rec, 87yds, td
DProfessor: Johnson's number are staggering. Those are vintage LT type numbers. Marshall Faulkish. Johnson is supposed to be sharing the backfield with Tequila White but Tequila might have to take a backseat to the next Lenny Bruce.
Ebizz: Johnson was incredible. The reason I say Johnson is because of all the damage he did, most came in the first quarter. They could have used a little more of a push from him in the second half but he did more than enough. Very impresseive.

5. Are the Patriots going to miss the playoffs?
DProfessor: I can't see the Patriots missing the playoffs. I can see them at least getting the wildcard bid. Let's face it, the AFC West and South are only going to have one representative. The Wild Cards will come out of the East and North.
Ebizz: I can see the Patriots missing the playoffs unless they get their act together. This is the first time in who knows when since they have not scored an offensive touchdown in a game. I know I know...rust, Brady just getting back, etc. All excuses. Play ball!


6. Is Romo Still Overrated?
DProfessor: TO - gone. Romo's turnovers - still here. All smiles were in Dallas after the Cowboys beat up a lackluster Tampa Bay team and the non-TO receivers had big games. Sorry to break it to you Cowboys fans, the Bucs suck. Here are the stats through the first two games.
@TB W 34-21 16/27 353yds 3td/0int qb rating 140.6
NYG L 33-31 13/29 127yds 1td/3int qb rating 29.6
The stat that is absent from the sheet is the amount of missed tackles TB had on some of these plays. Good teams don't miss tackles or miss opportunities.
Ebizz:i say people had their expectations too high for Romo from the very beginning. When he first entered the league I saw Chad Pennington reinvented and I still see it. He will lead a team pretty far but I still don't think he has enough to go all the way.

7. Which coach is on the hottest seat?
DProfessor: Carolina - Jeff Fox. He stuck with Captain Turnover at QB, didn't get any WR help in the offseason, and is in a tough division. That might be hard to swallow after the team went 12-4 last year.
Ebizz:I would agree that Carolina's coach needs to put up this year, but I also think Bears coach needs to as well. They statistically have the easiest record in the whole NFL. Not to mention Cutler, but no targets. Hester is not the answer and I say Coach Smith will have to anwer to a few people if they dont make the playoffs this year.

8. More Plaxico News
DProfessor: Plax started his 2 year sentence leaving behind a pregnant wife and 3 year old. That sucks major azz.
Ebizz: Dick Cheney shoots his friend in the face with a gun and gets a slap on the wrist while Plaxico Burress shoots himself and get 2 years. I think this is a strong indication on how our judicial system is twisted to benefit some while making an example of others. My prayers go out to the Burress family.

9. Best QB in the league?
DProfessor: With all the hoopla made around the top qbs, who would you take if you were starting a team? Not a fantasy team, that answer is obvious, Drew Brees. I still go with the brothers Manning. Either one of them, but preferably Peyton.
Ebizz:Drew Brees hands down. Look at the rate that this guy is moving and the stats he has compiled so far. I mean, the Mannings are also arguably the best, but that is why this is my opinion!!!

10. How about them Canes?
DProfessor: My boys are 2-0 after beating two ranked team. After catapulting to #9 in the polls, are they trying to set the U up for failure? They get VTech on road and Oklahoma, that's not your Florida cupcake schedule. I like the direction this team is headed. Miami should be top 5 for at least the next 2 years.
Ebizz:I cannot hate on the Canes!! South Florida has not made airwaves this year because of Miami and those Gators as well. Florida is one of a few "Mecca's" of colloge football and you can sure bet that whenever a team from there takes the field, the game will be entertaining at least.

10 Spot: NFL Week 1 and Other Crap

1. Michael "Hall of Fame" Jordan - was his acceptance speech blown out of proportion, or was he out of line?
Ebizz: Mike is the best the game has had and that should be enough to exclude him from anything negative...Frankly, who will care years from now?? He held up his responsibility as a dominating force in basketball....lets remember him for that.....
DProfessor: People are making a big deal because Mike didn't "play ball" or "give the company line"....You know what...the hell with them. Mike let his hair down, had the crowd going, and even aired a little dirty laundry. Now if Mike went up there and thanked Jerry Krause for breaking up the biggest dynasty since the Celtics, how would that have shaked out? Props to MJ23 for being real, not real stupid like Kanye.

**Side Note** - Mr. Obama please remember that you can not ham it up with the boys in between takes with a microphone in the room. You are the POTUS. You are not one of the regular guys anymore. Everything you say or do will be held against you in the court of public opinion. Thanks for telling it how it iz....but...only talk like that in the shower.

2. Serena Williams outburst - was what Serena did blown out of proportion?
Ebizz: Hell no it was not blown out of proportion far enough. Serena's thick and strong self was looking real intimidating when she let off that tirade. If athletes are not going to be punished for their actions then it will only get worse really soon. You will see.....
DProfessor: E...don't trust a big butt and a smile sometimes. Serena was wrong and totally wrong. She did everything to that lady except drop the racket and say "Let's get in on right now MF!" I...like every other straight man love Serena and her assets, but she wrong for that one.


3. Donovan McNabb injured - is it the Eagles or Donovan McNabb who is blame for the Eagles having many opportunities year after year but never come through??
Ebizz: Mr. Professor you can answer this one hopefully better than me because I don't really know ow to answer this....If I had to pick, I would blame it on mostly the Eagles and maybe 25% on McNabb because someone has to lead his team to victory. Yet, in the players defense there are significant player changes throughout the years (Jeff Garcia, T.O., etc.)???????
DProfeesor: Is this the same McNabb that pulled up tired in the Super Bowl? Sorry to say it but that was his best shot. The Eagles are still not good in short yardage and don't have a physical receiver that can make those tough plays. They have a ton of speed, but they are not a dome team. It is unfortunate McNabb got cracked running for a TD but he will be back in time to prove his worth.

4. Vicks Impact on the Eagles
Ebizz: Unless Vick all of a sudden has the arm strength he had about 2 years ago and speed to match, I see him struggling this year and may become an impact player next year. He still has a ways to go before being ready, in my opinion. May I also mention that curse I think the Eagles are under???
DProfessor: No curse, it's just the NFL. As far as Vick, he still needs to shed that baby weight he added in the joint. The arm strength was never the problem it was the decision making. He can't be Terrelle Pryor and take off running. Ouch...sorry Buckeye nation.

5. Who would be your number one pick in next years draft?
Ebizz: Easy - Dez Bryant would be my pick. He is a big strong receiver with ridiculous speed. Not to mention how he carved right through Georgia's tough defense to start off the year. That's my pick!!
DProfessor: Too easy, LaGarrette Blount. The kid packs a punch and plays with a ferocious tenacity. He is tough as nails, will have fresh legs and is NFL ready. I like Bryant too if you like tall fast and talented receivers who can also return kicks. If thats' what you are into.

6. Bonehead play of the week...Cincy Defense or McKelvin Kickoff?
Ebizz: Hands down, both of them.
DProfessor: McKelvin, only because he said he would do it again. "Next time I get the opportunity, I am going to hold on and make a better decision," he said. Let's be real, he just said that he would rather try to make a play versus taking the sure W. The better decision is to not take the ball out, he is saying he has zero faith in his offense to seal the game. Fool me once, its on me, fool me twice....

7. Suprise team of week one??
Ebizz: The team that showed me more than I thought they would was the New York Jets. Sanchez showed that he is a product of USC and why they won all those games while he was in college. I saw poise and great awareness that is usually not an aspect of a Rookie on display against the Texans.
DProfessor: It would have been the Bills, but how about the 49ers? They beat a hobbled Cardinals team but a W is a W. They stayed committed to a run game that produced 25 carries for 21 yards. They just got it done. Hats off to Singletary.

8. Overrated player of the week...Drew Brees or Tom Brady?
Ebizz: Brees threw 6 tds...what are you saying?
DProfessor: True but 6tds versus the Lions is like beating your 10 year old nephew in basketball. Unless he is 6'2 with good feet, it is pretty unfair.


9. Allen Iverson to the Grizzlies?
Ebizz: I say great move for Memphis. They can make a push to bring in some fans to save their franchise and also attempt to win 40 games this year. A seasoned veteran in a young nucleus cant hurt as well too. I see Iverson coming in and taking youngsters such as OJ Mayo and Rudy under his wing and showing them some things that will benefit them in the long run.
DProfessor: Practice...we talking about Practice? Well I say AI would have better served the Heat back court. DWade is the only person on that team that can score. Sure, AI is not Glen Rice and doesn't sit in the corner for the knockdown 3, but he isn't Eric Snow either. Memphis may surprise some teams if they play an uptempo style and get those young guards out in space. The NBA version of the Spread attack.


10. Madden Curse - do you believe?
Ebizz: Polumalu out...Fitzgerald...I dunno.
DProfessor: (Crossing fingers) I do have Fitz on fantasy team. No comment.

Got a minute....Get Away From Me Brett Favre

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Brett Favre is walking his dog.
Brett Favre can slam a revolving door.
Brett Favre is teaching the offense to the offensive coordinator.
Brett Favre counted to infinity - twice.
Brett Favre ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.

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NFL 10spot

1. Pacman goes >Fishing
DProfessor - You telling me that Adam Jones is not better than 50% of the db's in the league and has to go to Canada to find a job? Not that I am a fan, but I can't even name the starting corners on the Rams. Can u? This is a travesty. A shammockery.
Ebizz - This is not a case of skill on the field, but stupidity off the field.....remember our last 10 spot??? No one wants to take another gamble on this guy and I cannot blame em.

2. Who's the next Cassel?
DProfessor - Not only did Tom the Great Brady get suplexed by Fat Albert and the Redskins, Matt Cassel goes down this week in KC. So the question is can Belicheck find the next Cassel and can Tyler Thigpen fill Cassel's shoes in KC? New England just cut their 2nd string qb and only Andrew Walter is left on the roster. My money is on Belicheck, not the Chiefs.
Ebizz - Simple...the great Belicheck. His track record is almost impeccable.

3. TV Blackouts and NFL Package
DProfessor - The NFL is about to make a tough stance on the blackout policy during this recession. As posted here, the Jax Jags are down to 25k in season ticket sales. I guess the fans don't like the Garrard era or post crack head Matt Jones era. I know I have been a beneficiary of Rams blackout games last year but I don't want to be forced to follow Brett Favre.
Ebizz - Well not to mention the guy who played for the "jackville" jags who was gunned down last year.... Maybe this is a sign in most areas that the times are too hard to think about a damn pigskin past time anymore???? I do not believe it myself.

4. Fantasy Update
DProfessor - Doesn't everybody usually feel good after they draft their team? Sure their are a few holes that you spot off the top, but generally a nice collection of guys. A few guys I need to come through are Ronnie Brown, Peyton Manning, Steve Smith, and Smash and Dash. If not, I'm screwed.
Ebizz - I like Kevin Boss to get some number for the Big Blue, Percy Harvin, Leon Washington, maybe Cribbs. DProfessor is running my team so he should have filled out my segment as well....damn.

Predictions
5. MVP
DProfessor - The easy choice is Tom Brady. I am going to go Aaron Rodgers. The Pack are going to put up some numbers. The one problem is that the defense is vastly improved. I am going to go Rodgers first, runner up of Manning/Brady.
Ebizz - All Day Adrian Peterson for MVP. His numbers should rise that much more higher with a presence of a descent qb handing off the ball. Who can stop him??????

6. Best Record
DProfessor - Baltimore Ravens. They play the NFC North and AFC West, only the NFC West would have been easier. Throw in a great defense, stellar running game and emerging qb in Flacco, I think the Ravens can claim a 13-3 or 12-4 season. I don't think anybody wins more than 13 games this year.
Ebizz - Best record will be wrapped up by one of four teams.....Patriots, Eagles, Colts, or Steelers.

7. Everyone's Favorite Loser
The team that is receiving the most love in the media and will fall on their face.
DProfessor - Philadelphia. I love the speed the Eagles have but they lost that 3rd corner, lost their MLB, lost their safety in Dawkins, and I don't trust Westbrook over the 16 games. McCoy seems like a great rook but I don't see that go to WR in the lineup yet.
Ebizz - I actually like the chances the Eagles have. Even though they lost some key defensive players, I still say they have enough to emerge to the playoffs and a great season. The team I pick to fail is America's own Dallas Cowboys. Now or never is the time for Romo to step up and play good more than half a season. He was pampered by the Cowboys removing all distractions so he can concentrate (wait isn't he a professional getting paid to do this already??), and lets not even talk about the new number one option Roy Williams.........

8. Surprise Team to make the Playoffs
DProfessor - San Francisco. 2 reasons - 1. They play in the NFC West. 2. Somebody has to win that division. IF, big if, they can sign Crabtree and get him up to speed by week 10, they could run the gammit with games versus STL, Philly, Detroit, Ariz, Seat, and Jax.
Ebizz - I see no surprises as far as teams in the playoffs.... I will say that I think New Orleans is ready to give a run for their division title.

9. Final Four
DProfessor - Baltimore, New England, Giants, Packers. My beloved Colts will not be able to compete without Bob Sanders.
Ebizz - Vikings, Giants, New England, Steelers.

10. Super Bowl Champ
DProfessor - New England. When all things are equal, go with good coaching and the long ball. Chicks dig the long ball.
Ebizz - Pittsburgh looks as dynamic as they did last year and they are going to do the impossible and win back to back....Hopefully those who still hate on Big Ben with silly reasoning can finally lay off if he gets a 3rd ring.

Bonus - Super Bowl prediction is a running bet. Loser has to either go Mr. T for a week or Army buzz. Pick your poison. If neither of the Super Bowl picks make it, the team with the most from the Final Four is the winner.

10spot - Monday Aug 31

1. Brett Favre
Ebizz - The sage continues for yet another season with this Favre indecisiveness. Is he going to continue for the next couple of years going from team to team ruining franchises or will this be his last go-round?"
Professor D - I'm with Ebizz. He is messing up fantasy keeper leagues every year. And besides, wasn't their other younger qbs available that can lead the league in interceptions? Speaking of younger qbs....


2. Micheal Vick
Ebizz - To all Peta supporters: Sorry but Mr. Vick has suffered enough already! Let him play football in peace. The Philadelphia Eagles and Vick came to an agreement and he will play this 2009 season. For how many games is he getting the opportunity to play is the question that no one can answer but Mr. Godell.
Professor D - Daddy Goodell is protecting his brand image to the best of his abilities...I commend him for that. But lets be real, Vick is treating 2009 as one big training camp. The Eagles are going to audition him out if things turn bad late in the year. Lets not forget this is the best division in the NFC (sorry NFC South).


3. Steve McNair
Ebizz - The late great Steve McNair was a tragic victim of homicide on July 4th, 2009. His presence on the game of football was heavy and he will be greatly missed..........
Professor D - Steve McNair is a great football player. He enhanced and moved the "black qb" to the next level. Say what you say about his personal life, it was his life and he had to deal with those consequences. In this case, it was a pretty bad decision.


4. Donte Stallworth
Ebizz - Stallworth gave the NFL a real black eye when he struck and killed a pedestrian this summer in Miami. It also didnt help that his alcohol levels were thru the roof as well.
Professor D - And he messed up the Bentley. Rims just bent all up on the curb. He served 24 days and was suspended indefinitely. Rae Carruth has got to be kicking himself.


5. Plaxico Burress
Ebizz - New York City is trying to show that they mean business, but what sense is it to lock up a guy for so long who had no negative intentions with his weapon, and the only one who suffered was himself with a bullet wound. Yet killing a person or a dog must be looked at as less of a crime??? i dunno....See you in 2 years.
Professor D - Burress better hope for a lockout next year so he can plant the seed of everyone being out for 2010 and not just him. We are almost done with the legal wrapup of the week....We promise.


6.Pac Man
Ebizz - Video surface from the infamous night when Pac Man Jones was making it rain on some chicks in the strip club. Shouts out to Nelly reppin the Lou with a big stack of one-dollar bills on stage as well. The video link here
Professor D - I dont see any signs of recession in that video. This video just reinforces something I have thought but never proven...East St. Louis has the best strip clubs.


7.Tom Brady
Ebizz - Tom Brady will step back into his starting position with the Patriots. While Brady was out, he gave room for Matt Cassell to make a name for himself and even get himself a starting role with the Kansas City Chiefs (ironically the team that hurt Brady...conspiracy?).
Professor D - Brady to Moss. Brady to Moss. Oh what the hell....Brady to Moss again. Patriots to the AFC Championship game minimum.


8. Tim Tebow
Ebizz - Mr. Im Already Famous decided to stay in college for his senior year and attempt to defend his National Championship, again. What else is there on campus for him to accomplish ?? Well I guess there are new females to enroll this year......lots of parties.........ummm I understand now. Let him be a kid and enjoy what he has while it is there. Besides where would Tebow start in the NFL if he did leave instead of returning to college this year??? Exactly
Professor D - Did you forget that he is a virgin? Maybe it is the Bill Clinton corollary of what constitutes sexual relations? Is it just the tip going in or does felacio count?


9. Rick Pitino
Ebizz - Pitino was a victim of extortion by a young lady he banged out of a restaurant bathroom in Louisville; while his wife and kids are at home maybe wondering where if all is ok with him. All I have to say is that Pitino is lucky. If this was a coach with not as large a name or even a player, they would have instantly lost a job!
Professor D - One question - how nasty are you to get it on with a chick on a bathroom floor of any public place? I barely want to touch the door handle or sink to turn on the water. Slick Rick has some serious issues.
Odd ball question of the week



10. Jay-Z
Ebizz - With all the anticipation from fans in the world. Jay-z is set to release the Blueprint 3 September 11th. Will this album live up to Blueprint 1? or will this be another Kingdom Come? Lets pray for Blueprint 1 because anything else will be a big disappointment.
Professor D - I have heard a few of the songs that leaked, not too impressed. Maybe he is saving that heat for the album. We at least know two people that will love it...shout out to Big Bro and LT Smooth. lol

How The F*ck Did We Get Here? [Image Cache]

Bad GPS maybe?

 

 

via Gizmodo

I'm sure that Philippe Kahn—who has been telling us the adventures of his Pegasus Raceboat—will have a precise and logical answer. The rest of us are allowed to say any stupid thing we want.