Tuesday, December 15, 2009

On the 11th Day of Christmas...

My True love gave to me, 11 Reasons to Stay Married:

1. If you married the right one, dinner is always available.
2. It's cheaper to keep her.
3. To raise your kids together, the easier way. (sometimes)
4. You don't want to be the old azz in the club with your taco meat out.
5. You know you need help, you need somebody to complete the stuff you don't like doing.
6. You like regular "action".
7. You don't know how to sext or flirt online.
8. Child support hurts.
9. Two birthday parties is not cool.
10. You know she took her birth control pill.
11. Didn't you read yesterday, its rough out here!!!!

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