Friday, December 18, 2009

On the 9th Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me.....9 Reasons Black Tiger Woods wouldn't Be in Trouble

1. Black men deny everything as seen in the video below. What's the first thing you say when somebody calls your phone and you don't know who the number? That is after you disguise your voice and turn down your music.
2. Black men have at least one friend they can blame random stuff on. "Baby, that wasn't me that was Tron. I don't even play around like that, girl you know its all about you."
3. Black men don't have the best phone etiquette. For instance, we don't say our names or even Hello most of the time.
4. Black men don't take the jumpoffs out of town. If we do, she definitely knows her role and doesn't want to lose that role of jumpoff.
5. Black men don't want the media or anybody else involved in their personal lives. That being said, their would have been a confrontation. How long did the Allen Iverson ordeal last?
Here is an excerpt....
"Where are you at?" barked Iverson to his wife Tawanna over a telephone, according to Jones' affidavit, which continued: "I'm about to hurt somebody. You better tell me where the--you are at. Do you think I'm playing? I'm going to make a--ing example out of him."
True, AI is not as big as Tiger...and it sounds like the cheating allegations were on the other side of the coin....but you get the point.
6. Black men lie. I know.....tell me something we don't know. But we would have lied until the sex tape came out and still would have been lying that it wasn't us.
7. Black men would have had an out. Golf tournament, friend just died, something. At 2:30am, there better be a real good excuse why you sexting your friends.
8. Black men know how to keep their women. How many times has somebody messed up and they woman still with them for no apparent reason? And you talking about cats with 1% of Tiger's money this year.
9. Black men don't play that from white women, especially a damn nanny!!! Woman get your azz in this house and shut the hell up before they call the police on me. You know they don't like my black azz no way.

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