Sunday, December 16, 2012

On the 9th Day of Xmas...

I sing and shout with glee...
9 Movies you HAVE to watch for the holidays

9. Home Alone - This was the stuff back in the day. They left the homie on stuck for the holidays and he was having a ball until somebody tried to break in the crib. Can you imagine this movie today? I guess they remade it and called it Project X.

8. Trading Places - Vintage Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd. If for nothing else, it has a Bad Santa, and this scene with Billy Rae Valentine.
7. The Polar Express - If you have kids, you understand that they love this movie. It is like the total kid checklist: trains, snow, magic, toys, and singing. You can put this movie on repeat and get you some quiet time because they are not moving.
6. A Christmas Story - Every kid from this day forward did not stick their tongue on a light post. And Ralphie single handedly ended bullying at his school. That dude caught the beat down of his young life.
5. Bad Santa - Definitely not kid friendly but Santa was getting it on. Don't we think 50% of all mall Santas fall in this category? And the fat kid with the sandwiches? Wow.
4. How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Dr. Suess and Jim Carrey. Match made in heaven.
3.National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - The Griswolds used to travel everywhere. Those vacations never went as planned.
2. Rocky IV - It had snow. It was patriotic. How could you not like this movie?
1. Die Hard - Yippy ki yay mother fucker.


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