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My true love gave to me.....Top 8 Ways NOT to get Caught CHEATING
1. Two words - Password protection. On your phone, on your email, on your vm. If there's a password, guard it with your life. And change it every 2-3 months to switch it up.
2. Close all of your "EXTRA" accounts. No more myspace, no more facebook, no more tweets. If you post it, they will find it.
3. Don't get pregnant/have a baby. If you look like Seal, and the baby comes out light skinned - well, there's going to be a Maury Show to figure it out.
4. Two or more phones - As a rapper once put it, keep one for the fiends and one for the cluckers.
5. No paper trail. All receipts are thrown away. Everything is paid for in cash. Everything. YES - even gasoline.
6. Don't use your real name. If you out of town, borrow the name from the guy at the front desk.
7. Don't cheat with somebody in your same circles, where....(i know this might sound weird but) if someone catches feeling, it isnt awkward to be in the same place in fear that a scene is going to break out.
My true love gave to me.....9 Reasons Black Tiger Woods wouldn't Be in Trouble
1. Black men deny everything as seen in the video below. What's the first thing you say when somebody calls your phone and you don't know who the number? That is after you disguise your voice and turn down your music.
2. Black men have at least one friend they can blame random stuff on. "Baby, that wasn't me that was Tron. I don't even play around like that, girl you know its all about you."
3. Black men don't have the best phone etiquette. For instance, we don't say our names or even Hello most of the time.
4. Black men don't take the jumpoffs out of town. If we do, she definitely knows her role and doesn't want to lose that role of jumpoff.
5. Black men don't want the media or anybody else involved in their personal lives. That being said, their would have been a confrontation. How long did the Allen Iverson ordeal last?
Here is an excerpt....
"Where are you at?" barked Iverson to his wife Tawanna over a telephone, according to Jones' affidavit, which continued: "I'm about to hurt somebody. You better tell me where the--you are at. Do you think I'm playing? I'm going to make a--ing example out of him."
True, AI is not as big as Tiger...and it sounds like the cheating allegations were on the other side of the coin....but you get the point.
6. Black men lie. I know.....tell me something we don't know. But we would have lied until the sex tape came out and still would have been lying that it wasn't us.
7. Black men would have had an out. Golf tournament, friend just died, something. At 2:30am, there better be a real good excuse why you sexting your friends.
8. Black men know how to keep their women. How many times has somebody messed up and they woman still with them for no apparent reason? And you talking about cats with 1% of Tiger's money this year.
9. Black men don't play that from white women, especially a damn nanny!!! Woman get your azz in this house and shut the hell up before they call the police on me. You know they don't like my black azz no way.
My homeboy gave me the top 10 albums you SHOULD be listening to right NOW!!!! In no particular order.
1. Wale - Attention Deficit - You should know who Wale is by now, if not, chances are you might not like him. It's like Kobe, either you like him or you don't, no real middle ground.
2. Lil Wayne - No Ceilings - I like my Wayne on alot syrup and blunts. He raps over all the beats that rappers should have passed on to better rappers anyway.
3. Drake - Heartbreak Drake - Songs with Gucci, Wayne and the other YM fam. Really picks up after Fed Up, the DJ Khalid everybody on this song track of 2009. Too bad it didn't live up to We Taking Ova or Out Here Grindin. Drake delivers on "Darling" and "Don't Believe You".
4. RKelly - Untitled - You won't catch any songs on the radio, but my favorite Piper is back in business.
5. Clipse - Road Til the Casket Drops - Did you see that this was the Road to...not the actual album but the mixtape. The true album is like the Cowboys...good in the first half, bad in December.
6. Jay-Z - Blueprint 3 - Can't deny the ESPN and NFL takeover of Hov's "Empire State of Mind." And is it me or did Alicia Keys move into everybody's top 5???
7. Fabolous - Loso's Way - Fab followed up the mixtape with a decent album. I always like the mixtape Fab over the Throw it in the Bag Fab anyway.
8. Maxwell - BLACKsummers'night - Whether it is cleaning your house or bringing the noise, Maxwell has what the ladies like.
9. Gucci Mane - The State vs Radric Davis - Sometimes you just want a good beat and catchy hook, well that Gucci train is never late. Plus, you won't hear as many mixtapes with Mr Davis going upstate.
10. Ghostface Killah - Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City - Let me start by saying this is not your average rap cd. Raheem Devaughn puts it down a few times, even Ron Browz. Good music and easy listening, not all jungle-bunny noise.
Well, not me. But you don't want to give the gift that keeps on giving.
ST. LOUIS(St. Louis Public Radio) - The city of St. Louis has seen a big drop in the infection rates of two common sexually transmitted diseases.
Between 2007 and 2008, Chlamydia rates dropped about two percent, and gonorrhea rates fell almost 27 percent. That was enough to push St. Louis from the top spot in infection rates for both the diseases, which it had held for several years. There were 1,225 cases of Chlamydia per 100,000 residents, and 174 cases of gonorrhea per 100,000 residents.
St. Louis city and County are both doing a better job of getting people treatment for STD's, said Dr. Bradley Stoner, a professor of anthropology and medicine at Washington University. But access to care remains a problem.
Go get tested people. And don't trust a big butt and a smile. This has been your ghetto public service announcement. The 11th day of Christmas won't be as bad. I promise.
We ain't going to beat up on Tiger more than he already has been....but we have a special guest MC to come through for the remix. Class, say hi to CBeans.
1. Undefeated Season: Colts, Saints, or Both?
DProfessor: Colts schedule - Den, @Jax, Jets, @Buff, NO - @Atl, Dallas, Tampa, @Carolina - Injuries have slowed down the majority of all the teams remaining (ATL loses Ryan and Turner, Jets with Sanchez, Car - with Williams, DT, etc.) but I think it is conceivably that both teams go at least 15-1. Colts coach did say he would get his players rest if they wrap up the best record in AFC this weekend.
EBizz: Colts will be...the Saints looks like they wanna take an "L" before they get to the playoffs.
CBeans: Neither, the Colts are bound to fall to a non worthy team (Denver, Jets, Bills). With a So So D mixed with suspect running game, they look real sketchy . The Saints are a interception fumble away from already having a L. With that being said, the Saints have the best chance to get the goose egg.
2. Undefeated Super Bowl?
DProfessor: In the words of Drake, that would break the record for most and OMFG and Effing big plays ever. Most exciting Super Bowl in the history of Super Bowls. They would have to play this one twice it would be so good.
EBizz: I doubt it. One of the other teams not getting as much praise can come in and cause an upset to shake up the standings. Who?? i dunno........
CBeans: Not this year, This has been a crazy year for football. One man leaves a team that is not a quarterback and the team falls apart (Steelers). A Running back comes back from almost being a security guard at the Loft to being a MVP candidate (C. Benson). With that being said, not happening this year.
Sidebar: Drake was sounding so West County right now. Stop, go back to the 24 hr...champagne diet Drake.
3. NFL MVP?
DProfessor: MVP has become a lifetime achievement award in a lot of sports, but the NFL can't go wrong with a split MVP despite the final records of their teams. Without each player playing QB, these teams would have been middle of the road at best. If the Chargers ever decided to play the first 4 weeks of the season, a sneaky candidate would be Philip Rivers. I'm just saying....
EBizz: Peyton Brees has been tremendous scenery so far. My third would have been Brett, but Arizona had other ideas in mind last weekend.
CBeans: Drew Brees, no question. Men lie , Women lie, numbers dont.
DProfessor: The above proposed playoffs would be "Where AMAZING happens." I would neglect my kids every weekend from Dec-Feb with these playoffs and the NFL swinging in right behind it. On a second thought, please don't go to a playoff system. I wouldn't want my wife accusing me of cheating with my girlfriend HD...I don't need the Tiger treatment.
EBizz: I say both will give us some action and some surprises along the way. CBeans: Playoffs for sure. Thats why I cant get into college football. Their is no clear winner. Bowls and a computer program does not make you a champion in my eyes. At the end of the season their will be multiple undefeated teams but one champion. I could not get mad at Boise State for thinking they were the National Champions. They did what they were supposed to do and that is win all their games. In retrospect, havent they only lost like 4 games in the last 5 years...we looking real Tebow ish.
5. BCS Games: Stop Hiding the Big Boys!!!!!
EBizz: The reality of the matter is.... Alabama all the way. No one else in the whole country is better. If TCU or one of the other little guys were in the SEC, ACC, etc they would not even be getting all these arguments because they would not have the same record point blank. Next year it will be an argument for another little guy, but i guess they need love too huh???
DProfessor: If TCU was in the SEC, Florida or Alabama would have an L next to their name too. Let's not forgot, the little guys didn't need any help destroying Alabama last year.
CBeans: Read above, don't feel like repeating myself.
6. Heisman: Ingram or Anybody Else?
DProfessor: No defensive player other than Charles "Defensive MVP of 2009" Woodson did so back in 97. But Woodson had return duties working in his favor. Su from Nebraska had 11 tackles and 4 sacks in the Conf Championship game vs Texas. He did everything short of playing tight end for Nebraska.
EBizz: I like Ingram but I like Toby Gerhart and Ndamukong Suh a whoooooollee lot!
CBeans: Ingram, why every time their is a Heisman conversation their are goofy quarterbacks that are mentioned with these outragous numbers mentioned. Its not hard to throw a ten yard out to Percy Harvin and he breaks its for 80 yards. Ask White Jesus aka Tebow.
7. Number 1 in NFL Draft is....
EBizz: Depending on the need of the team: WR- Dez Bryant Def.-Suh QB-McCoy or Clausen.
CBeans: Colt McCoy...Rams need a QB
DProfessor: The Rams need every thing. If I were the Rams, I would go Su and then hope one of the quarterbacks are available in the 2nd round.
8. What happened to USC?
EBizz: You made the claim that its a down year in football right?? well you have your answer
CBeans: I dont know..Maybe all the Samoians LB's are staying in Hawaii. Maybe with the coordinators leaving for other coaching jobs, Carroll has to actually coach.
DProfessor: I wouldn't consider this a Notre Dame type let down or a New England end of the dynasty moment. Maybe it was some self-serving reasons Carroll didn't want Sanchez to leave. The man had a plan and Dirty Sanchez messed it up. Sanchez is taking his lumps in NFL too.
9. Mr Glass: Greg Oden out AGAIN!!!!
DProfessor: Mr Glass is out after having a decent season. I didn't think he was all that great coming out of college, especially in comparison to PGCounty aka Kevin Durant. There is no point in comparing their careers so far, a better comparison would be Sam Bowie.
EBizz: Only was a matter of time... how much are they paying him again????????????
CBeans: I feel bad for the guy. He actually this year looked like he knew how to ball. He was starting to score in multiple ways (Hook shots, up and unders, etc). Hell his foot work is better than D Howards. But at his age we should have known that ostioporasis was going to set in and cause issues.
10. Iverson retires again this weekend?
EBizz: Stop with the hate. Iverson can still lead the league in scoring if need be. Lead a team to the promise land...thats a different story. Yet, he is in good company with a large percentage of the league, seeing how only a few players are skilled enough to do so. Let Iverson do his thing. I support him 100%!!!!
DProfessor: Ok ok....not hating but if he goes to the bench on another bad team, he is going to hang it up. In his first game back, he said his legs weren't ready to play. AI and Brand may share come back player of the year awards....
C Beans: Naw he got make some money to take care of his kids and the furture Tiger Wood Trial he will have.
Come back for some more, or we will send Elin after you.
This 10 spot is in dedication to Sean Taylor and Steve McNair. Never forgotten........
This 10 spot is in dedication to Sean Taylor and Steve McNair. Never forgotten........
1. What did Sean Taylor/Steve McNair give to the NFL and what does his name mean to you? DProfessor:
EBizz: hard hitting and elite quaterbacking is what these two gave to the game. Both were trendsetters at their respected positions on the field and they will be damn hard to EVER replace. Taylor was one of the hardest hitters who intimidated alot of wide receivers on the field. And as for McNair...you had to respect him for his strong arm and elusive running abilities, along with being flat out smart.
2. Should the Rams consider Brady Quinn or even Mizzou graduate Chase Daniels?
DProfessor: After this past week's game in Detroit, the book on Brady Quinn may not not be closed in Cleveland. The Rams QB situation would be better served through the draft. Chase Daniels is Rex Grossman 2.0. Sure he can hit the big play downfield, but thats after he throws the pick 6 to take you out of the game in the first place. Round 1, first pick more than likely, Rams have to go superstart in Su from Nebraska or Bryant from Deion Sanders University. Those guys seem like the only for sure things. Round 2 or 3 depending on whats available, I take a Tony Pike from Cincinnati, Bradford if that shoulder heels, or Tebow and break out the WildRAM offense.
EBizz: I say dont go with niether as well. Rams wont ever succeed if they pick one of these guys. I say McCoy will be a good pro.....
3. Where Should Mike Shanahan coach next year?
DProfessor: If I were a great coach and didn't want to walk into a total rebuilding job, I would wait to see if Del Rio gets fired in Carolina or if Al Davis dies in Oakland. Carolina at least has cap room, 2 great RB, and solid defense. Get rid of Delhomme and you have a team. Oakland has a great team minus the QB to WR option.
EBizz: Why not Tennessee or even Chicago??? He can easiyl out his touch on these teams and turn them around as he did with all the no names who came thru Denver...
4. Is there anybody who the Hornets can bring in to turn the tides down there?
DProfessor: Maybe the best thing to happen was Chris Paul going down. The Hornets are a respectable 3-2 without Paul including a heartbreaking loss to the Heat by 1 pt. Paul dominates the ball (like PG's are supposed too) but maybe the players around him need to touch the leather a little more ofter too.
EBizz: its a gift and a curse to have your point guard as the best player on the court. At times he feels its all in his hands to takeover and win. The only thing Paul has donr is takeoverall the touches and not get the team involved as much. In his defense though, his teammates are not as good as they were 2 years ago. I think he needs to look toward a change of scenery and let Drew Brees claim stake in the N.O. as his city.
5. LeBron to the Browns, lol?
DProfessor: This past weekend would have been a good time for LeBron to suit up for the Browns. Since nobody played any defense in the Lions game, LeBron could have ran some 9 routes and maybe got a jump ball in the red zone. Going the other way - what NFL player would you like to see try out the NBA? I would go with TO.
EBizz: I say go for it!!! Lebron could possibly be the first player to throw the ball and catch it too..... He would be one of the biggest targets ever if he played and with practice he could dominate as he has done in the NMBA. Go for it cause your chances of success might be better there than with the Cavs this year
6. Favorite non-Jordan sports shoe?
EBizz: I said non-Jordan because natuarally he will win all the voters. This is just to be fair. Penny all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DProfessor: I would go with either the Deion Air DT Max or the KG Flighposite. That was when KG was killing for the TWolves with Terrell Brandon. As far as the only other person that had a nice line of shoes in a row, hands down.....PENNY.
7. Name an NBA player who is a true sleeper?
DProfessor: Well the Brandon Jennings card cant be played here, so I will go with....Danny Granger or Carl Landy. Granger doesnt get the respect he probably deserves outside of the NBA circles.
EBizz: Im going foriegn exchange real quick.....Danillo Gallinari and Andrea Bargnani...both these guys have broken out of their shells and have potential out of the world to do great things for many years to come. The seasoning overseas is actually a good thing, so I've noticed (Jennings).
8. Who will come out of the NBA Eastern Conference?
DProfessor: I'm not sold on anybody in the East. I'm taking the Knicks to make a come back.
EBizz: Boston started off hard but fell off with their old asses, Cleveland will go as long as Lebron can put them on his back, but my choice is Orlando again. These dudes got even deeper than last year and created mismatch problems all accross the board for any team. They bring alot of discipline to the table along with damn near every player shooting threes on the court except Howard.No other team out East can match up with them
9. If Edgerin James retires this year, does he deserve Hall of Fame talk?
DProfessor: He deserves a mention but he doesn't get in. The numbers are 12,246 rushing yards, 3,364 receiving yards, 91 total tds, and the infamous 0 rings. Had Edge stayed in Indy for one more season and got that Super Bowl ring, maybe....but doubt it. He should be mentioned in the top consistent backs on all time. Remember, he had two 1000 yard seasons in Arizona. That should be an accomplishment in its own right.
EBizz: Edge is 12th all time leading rushers in history...if you have guys in the hall of fame with stats that are not better than his, than i say definitly. Not to mention he was that DUDE and you gotta agree. The dreads and gold teeth was a new awakening for the nfl that a new breed is amongst them. WATCH OUT!
10. Will there ever be a black quarterback good enough to be mentioned along with the likes of Peyton Manning, Steve Young, Joe Montana, and Dan Marino?
DProfessor: Warren Moon would have changed the game if he was in the league during his prime and wasn't blackballed to Canada. He was Kurt Warner without the fan fare. EBizz: No
BONUS
1. If you were Ricky Ross, and you saw 50 cent and Mayweather all hugged up and cheesing like a family picture was begin taken along with Baby moms and son, what would you do?? DProfessor: I have no words. I just need 50 to admit that he loves the chick and stop fronting like this still has to do with any type of "beef".
EBizz: My rap career would be complete and i would be holding down a cell. 50 crossed the line into personal beef when involving a child in my opinion
2. Lil Wayne, Gucci Mane, Lil Boosie, Katt Williams, Mike Tyson.
EBizz: What all these names have in common is they are a short list of celebrities who have been locked up in the last month or so. DProfessor: I guess all the mixtapes will have to come from Jeezy, Drake, and USDA. Bloodraw is the truth in the booth.
3. Fashion or Fad? EBizz: How long will it take before the youth realize that everyday is not a music video or a fashion show?? or are the ridiculous fashion and tacky color schemes a sign telling of the direction we are headed in? DProfessor: I just dont understand who came up with the ideas to put on the big clown shoes over the skinny jeans? Or the saggin in pants below your knees to look like your pants are a size 14-16.
1. Pacquiao>>>>>(Your Favorite Boxer) DProfessor: Let me kick this one off. Pacman destroyedMiguelCotto. That is three separate articles that say the same thing. Pacman walked Cotto down like he was the bigger man, like he was the bully....which he was. Cotto looked great, in great shape, was quick, had a game plan. But Pacquiao was that much better. Pacquiao had the strength and speed to make Cotto back up with crushing body blows and hooks to the dome. Cotto was outmatched and admitted so in the post fight like a man. Ebizz: No need for comment you covered all basis on this one. Pacman numbers just in....
2. Who wins: Mayweather vs Pacquiao Ebizz: I'm gonna still ride with Mayweather if they ever get into the ring. I'm not fully confident because they are both tough fighters. Comparing all the old fights does not always equate to how they will box versus each other. The only way to figure it out will be to have them get it on in!!!! Still, Mayweather has my vote. DProfessor: The trickiest part of this equation is that Mayweather won't actually fight. IF he signs and IF he comes to the ring, he is going to dance his azz off like he was still on NBC (pic above). There is a time when a boxer does actually have to swing....this isn't the Olympics. Pop shotting and jabs shouldn't be able to win a fight. And that is saying that he lands due to the fact that Pacman maybe faster than he is. Floyd may be quicker, but Pacman is definitely the stronger fighter. Just look at the fights they had in common, Pacman disposed of Hatton earlier than Floyd and in more dramatic fashion. Let's not forget, Hatton won some rounds vs Floyd, it wasn't pure domination. And Oscar vs Floyd didn't hold a candle to Pacman making Oscar quit.
3. Who loses first: Colts or Saints? DProfessor: Saints have a near cake walk to 16-0. Saints get Tampa, Pats, Washington, Atlanta, and Dallas in the next 5 games, with Tampa and Carolina to finish the season. If they make it past the Pats and Cowboys at home...hello Undefeated. Colts have a much harder schedule with Ravens, Houston, Tenn, Denver and Jax in next 5 games. Add in some injuries, inconsistent young wrs, and patchwork defense, I think this is a no brainer. Ebizz: Not a no brainer. I do not consider this a cakewalk. There are alot of hungry teams in that NFC who are fighting for a playoff spot like Dallas, Atlanta, Carolina. In my opinion it can go to either one especially being that the Rams damn near beat the Saints.
4. Super Bowl Pics? Ebizz: Minnesota and the N.O.---is that even possible? I love what the Colts got going on and those Bengals. holler back. DProfessor: My NFC teams were originally Green Bay and Giants. That's not gonna happen. How about I roll with Arizona and Saints. AFC was New England and Ravens. Well...Pats might make it but the Ravens got old fast. I stick with Pats and Bengals. Super Bowl, I will stick with 4th and 2 Belicheck.
5. Surprise Teams: DProfessor: You picked the Saints to surprise everybody this year. Here is your time to gloat about knowing more than me in the National Football League. Ebizz: I wont gloat brother!!! But I will say TOLD U SO lol!!!!!!!!!
6. BCS Bullcrap Ebizz: After you name off the few games Cinci and Boise St. played continue reading their schedule and you will see that the strength in schedule STILL does not match up. Cincinnati also has bums like SEMO on their list. What if Florida or Alabama played them? And the ACC is not even worth a mention outside of maybe two teams. Regardless of the matter, the teams are stationed in the proper ranking order because when it comes down to it. The small guys that you are representing will not will if they played Florida or Alabama. They need to stay in a little guys place where they are. DProfessor: I know you think I am always fighting for the little man, but lets compare the tale of the tape. The fuss is that the smaller schools don't play anybody all year and then show up to the party and get blasted. How has that theory played out for Ohio St or Alabama for that matter. Florida and Alabama play just as many cupcakes as "good SEC teams". Florida played Charleston Southern, Troy and will play Florida Intl this week for non-conf games. Alabama has played a stiffer schedule with Va Tech, Florida Intl, North Texas and Chattanooga. Not exactly world beaters. Cincinnati played Oregon St, Fresno St and Illinois. TCU went to ACC country and beat Virginia and Clemson. Boise knocked out Oregon and also got Fresno St. The big boys are bailing out the small programs to boost their records but not their credibility. And staying in their place...Utah beat Joe Louis's azz (Alabama) badly in the bowl game.
7. Heisman? Ebizz: Tebow all day. DProfessor: Can we not award the Heisman and save it for next year like roll over minutes? By default, the trophy goes to Tebow or McCoy unless one or the other loses. How about some love for Dan LeFevour? He is Tebow 2.0 and will be a better pro. He has great numbers with 2500+ passing yards, 600+ rushing, and 36 total tds. He is the next Big Ben....watch for him.
8. From Italy with Love: Brandon Jennings Ebizz: This dude is awesome. I admit the media forced my hand into not expecting much out of him, but that overseas trip seasoned him to come in like a veteran.
DProfessor: He dropped a double nickel vs Golden State (* for no defense) and a star is born. Clap for him. He is averaging 25ppg, 6 ass, 5 reb and is shooting a great percentage. The knock on him was that he couldn't shoot right? You don't hear the name Rubio too much anymore do you? Hands down Rookie of Year.
9.College Bball - Who is hot? Ebizz: Well, I love that Michigan State squad. Those guards are professional in how they handle things on the court with maturity. Louisville looks real nice. Look out for highlight reels from Peyton Siva, and St. Louis' own Jared Swopshire. Kentucky is full of talent that is awaiting to gel, and expect one and gone out of John Wall. Did you see him posterize Jerry Stackhouse this summer?? DAAAAMMMMNNNN DProfessor: I dont know about this year, but UNC signed 3 of top 20 kids for next year. Shouldn't there be a cap on how many top 100 can sign with one school or another? I place the cap at 3. That is kind of like NCAA Free Agency. Teams can't sign all the top free agents in the league every year, so NCAA should feel some of that burn too. Let's face it, its not like they are going to school for the great dinners in the cafeteria.
10.Allen Iverson on the move Ebizz: Word is that Iverson may be heading to either Miami or the Knicks. I say that Miami will be the better fit. This way DWade will be able to lighten up on the scoring load a little bit, and they are in desperate need of help at the guard position anyways. Iverson will be back on a team will playoffs contention as opposed to New York. The Knicks are not in need of Iverson they need a recking ball to take down Madison Square Garden and start from scratch. Hell, The St. Louis Rams need him at QB as well, but thats another topic for next week. DProfessor: Is this the classic case of pampered athlete not realizing that is time is done? I love AI, always have but he is gonna out like a lightweight right now. Don't sign for the money and then say you want to win. Don't lie to yourself or nobody else that you "wanted" to be in Memphis. AI would have been better off to just hold out until December/January and let injuries or the swine flu take cats out the line up and come in and drop 30 like Earl Boykins. I liked the Miami deal before the season. Heat fans, quit lying to yourself and saying Mario Chalmers is your PG, he is just keeping the seat warm.
Sorry for the hiatus. I had complications from a prior engagement that was bestowed upon me and required my undivided attention to the fortitude of the ........Man I was busy.
1. Best Team in NFL?
DProfessor: Right now and for the rest of the season, the Saints. I know...shocking that I didnt pick the Colts. The Colts just have way too many injuries to overcome and not to mention a tougher schedule. The Saints finish with Rams, Tampa twice, Washington, and Dallas in December. Dallas is only worth noting for the obvious reason that Romo and December/January doesnt mix. He is like a polar bear....should just start hibernating early this year.
EBizz:I am going with my Vikings, Pats, or Colts. I feel that the softening of the schedule does not always work in a teams favor when you are heading towards the playoffs, which is a place the Saints have not flourished in a LOOOOOOONG time.
2. MVP of NFL?
EBizz:Cedric Benson is running like his life depends on it. He is doing things not a person on Earth knew he would ever do. I think he is earning that reward and should not be overlooked by the NFL, even though I feel he will be overlooked for a boy wonder quarterback....
DProfessor: Not so fast my friend. It's Peyton Benson. Peyton Manning is undefeated and the only reason that team is rolling. Cedric Benson is running over the Ravens and anybody else that comes in his way. He is running for the payday right now. No knock on Drew Brees but the defense is playing lights out for the Saints too.
3. Who shocks the world in 2nd half?
DProfessor: Remember the Titans. That was a good movie with Denzel Washington. This year's Titans seems to have found their mojo with Vinsanity (can he have that nickname now???). The games are ugly and so are the stats minus Chris "Best Player in the league on a bad team" Johnson, but Vince gets the W's.
EBizz: I think you need to lean back real quick and stop with the ridiculous talk. Vince is a horrific quarterback. They won two games against less than average teams that will not make the playoffs. Shocking is the Bengals especially after the season they stumbled through last year. They have made a total 360 and have a few players who will make that pro bowl team.
4. Best team in NBA?
DProfessor: I know your answer is the Lakers but you are wrong. Its the Boston Celtics. They have the most wins at 9, highest winning percentage and largest margin of victory of 14.7. Numbers dont lie E.....Boston vs LA Finals would be a great summer treat to kick off free agency wouldn't it?
EBizz: Facts dont lie either. The Celtics are old and running on fumes. They also showed what they are capable of when they go without one of the three supermen they brought in. The Lakers are young and the BEEEST (in dj khalid voice). We won a chip last year. The Lakers have been still trying to build their chemistry. I see you must have forgotten that Pau Gasol has yet to even play a game yet........
5. Does LeBron go to LA?
DProfessor: Speaking of free agency....Every free agency posts starts and ends with where does LeBron go? You sent me some lunacy about a sign and trade with LA for LeBron to take the torch from Kobe and become his Pippen in exchange for "No Knees" Bynum and some strippers. Defend yourself for this lunacy.
EBizz: It was an article written not by me. Find the signature on the article and email the writer for an answer. I said that it would be a nice thing if it did happen, but never said i sign off on the deal. But it would be a good move toward total domination. Why does everyone have so much hate for the Lakers?? I love it so much....Dynasty
And by the way...I want to know where DWade ends up. He is easily my favorite player after last night doing this to show off in front of MJ. The NBA...where Kodak moments happen.
6. Where Does Everyone Else Go in 2010?
DProfessor: Teams with most money are New Jersey ($53.6 million salary cap: $24.9 million in cap space), New York ($23.4 million in cap space), Miami ($18.5 million of cap space), Chicago ($12.9 million of cap space), and Minnesota. Minnesota was not worth noting because no superstar is going there unless they promise them 13 virgins. I would love to see Rose, DWade and Bosh in Chicago.
EBizz: Amare stays with Suns, Boozer is out the door and will end up with DWade or Lebron. Bosh gets suckered into a deal somewhere that will not pay off. TMac hopefully retires.
7. Best team in NCAA Football?
EBizz: More I see coming on this one....Florida or Alabama. Numbers dont lie right? They are playing in the best conference and are knocking off teams left and right in defensive dominating fashion. How could you not like that?
DProfessor: I'll go with Texas. I hope that Alabama or Florida loses so I can stop hearing how great they are. As soon as they stop paying the refs off, we will see how good they are. They are in the same boat as Texas of playing in an overrated league in a down year. If TCU beats Utah this weekend, they should be a lock for the championship game. If not, I'm screaming conspiracy.
EBizz: So who is good if these teams are not??
DProfessor: TCU, Cincy, and Boise to name a few. They have something in common with Alabama and Florida, UNDEFEATED.
8. Womens Soccer >>> Womens MMA?
DProfessor: Watch this chick. I don't know what to think but she needs to fight her (pic below)
EBizz: Woooooow....the female Kimbo Slice.
9. Weis will get fired: Who's next?
DProfessor: Are they going to get Chucky Gruden to come to South Bend to restore the universe back in order? Probably. Word on the street is that Gruden has been spending time at colleges learning the spread. Gruden is good with inherited teams, he inherited a good Tampa to win the Super Bowl. Can he take Weis's boys and get them back to prominence?
EBizz: Rich Rodriguiez maybe? lol. Dont know and hate to say, but dont care.
10. Yanks win #27
DProfessor: Baseball? We talking about baseball?
EBizz:They deserve it. It has been bout 10 years since the last one. I say lets help get them sorry Cubs one next huh?
DProfessor: I'm all out of ideas to catch up about....
Ebizz: I just called my boys Clavell and Howard Tibbs III at Funky Finger Productions and BAMMMMM....Another 5!!!
11. Jay Z vs Sigel: Who Wins?
DProfessor: Does it even do Jay any justice to entertain this match? Is this the same as Jordan vs Russell? I think it falls along the same lines. A diss song or two is all this warrants from my perspective.
EBizz: Due to Jay-Z and his position in music, he will make so this will not be a fair battle. The last battle Jay got into he was flamed by the ether. Beanie is no walk in the park and anyone who listens knows that. But of course Jay could do no wrong right?
DProfessor: Of course you know I love a good battle like the next man, especially two heavyweights like Nas and Jay. As far as Sigel, I know he is on that level lyrically, but is he really a heavyweight in the game?
EBizz: Tomatoes tomotoes. Let them get it on and expose who's real and who's not.
12. Better Wing Man: 50 Cent or Whoever Jay Plugs?
DProfessor: 50 is definitely an upgrade over Memph Bleek. If nothing else, the man can act.
EBizz:Yea let me pick the next questions....
13. Recession Relationships: Are you in one?
DProfessor: It's cheaper to keep her...but is there like a "booty clause" in there? Like, sex/etc. every Thursday?
EBizz: No comment.
14. Best Album to Bump
EBizz: Raekwon or Ghostface. They both come from town different areas concept-wise but are very affective in the approach. Production is banging on both albums and are well worth the listen, unlike that overhyped Blueprint 3 garbage.
DProfessor: I thought I was the only one bumping Ghostdini. Ghost only has 1 or 2 songs that you can skip, but at the same time they are decent. Support good artists!!!
15. Sammy Sosa is now Light Skinned
DProfessor: No comment.
EBizz:Is this the reincarnation of MJ already??? Please pray for Sammy.
1.Braylon Edwards Vs King James? Ebizz: Well if the story is true about Braylon knocking out a lightweight, I say he is pop-tart like. He is also a chump on the field as well... Being that people say that whatever sport Lebron plays in he will be a dominant figure, i see no reason why that should change in a fight with Braylon??? What u think D? DProfessor: Is it me or do I smell a woman's perfume being involved with this down the road. These cats are both rich, no worries in the world, so....all fingers point to some booty or stinky weed. I am going with the booty angle. Maybe Braylon should focus on catching the ball, stinking up my fantasy team. Maybe Cleveland aint big enough for the both of them....lol
2. What is your most memorable NFL moment you hated to see?? Ebizz: I remember Antonio Freeman catching a ball with his back against my Vikings...I still have nightmares about that play to this day. DProfessor: The worst coaching performance by a coach in the Super Bowl when Marshall Faulk didn't run the ball all over New England. Thanks Mike Martz, Thanks alot.
3. Tom Cable: Assault or Bully?? DProfessor: Tom Cable is childish. He needs to fire off on Jamarcus Russell and his 42.4 qb rating for wasting the #1 pick. Somebody needs to pull the chair from Al Davis before this gets out of hand. Ebizz: This man is big and scary hovering over that damn sideline!! I say go out and play offensive line for the Raiders. You have all that emotion in you that you pull a Braylon in the office??? Besides after another horrific season, he may be looking for another job soon.
4.Brady: Crying to the Refs? DProfessor: At least the Ravens were NOT fined for speaking their minds. The NFL has to address their issues protecting the qb. Too many defensive players are pulling up unnecessarily to not lay these guys out in fear of losing money to fines or penalties. And the announcers need to get off their high horse in establishing what is clean and dirty. They sound like protective parents watching the game sometimes. This is FOOTBALL!!!! Ebizz: The ref is there for a reason. Hell, you even get your own penalties Brady. They protecting this baby too much. Take the pacifier out your mouth and play ball!!! And you know the NFL has too keep them a darling QB which happens to be Brady. It is hurting the game big time.
5.Who will win a game first the Rams or the Titans?? Ebizz: I will go with the Titans by default. They are a better team than the Rams and have no reason being winless at this point. They both have tough games but alot tougher for the the Titans, even though Minnesota will be in the Lou this upcoming week. From there they get the Lions which may not be an easy go anymore now huh?? Titans gets Pitt and the Ravens here soon.......A real head scratcher. DProfessor: The Rams might be heading into week 11 winless. They get Arizona and Seattle at home in back to back weeks. The defense hasn't looked that bad so maybe they can get some pressure on the qb's and just hold on to an ugly win. Tennessee gets some teams that they can run on in Indy, Jax, New England, Buffalo and Houston before they get the Rams in week 14. Tennessee by default.
6. When Does Vince Young Get a Chance? EBizz: It boils down to if Vince Young is their future or not. If he is not in their by week 8 and they still losing, Young needs to call some real estate agents out of Nashville. DProfessor: Isn't this the same scenario that happened when Young first came in the league? The Titans started out 0-5 in 2006 only for Young to lead the team into the playoffs. What's the difference between that team and this one....well this one has more talent. If you recall, that was the year Fat Albert stomped on the Cowboys face, maybe the team rallied around that. But Johnson is definitely an upgrade from Travis "Big Daddy" Henry.
7. Who's the better Manning? DProfessor: One super bowl apiece, Peyton has won MVP 2x, Eli stuck it to the Patriots big time for big brother, ughhh....can I push? Eli is about 5 years younger than Peyton and has really turned it on the last 2 years. I think Peyton has about 3-4 more good years in him before he turns Favre on us. EBizz: Eli is the truth but Peyton is on fire right now. Can we open back up the debate of who is better...Brady or Manning?
8. Crabtree FINALLY Signs? EBizz: This is not a big deal. He still has to play his butt off to reach the incentives of year 5 and 6. Now every time somebody doesn't get drafted they are going to cry about where they should have went? Just play ball, let that speak for itself. DProfessor: Is this a big deal...I say yes. The 49ers have already won the NFC Junior Varsity division of the West. Crabtree might be that piece they need come week 14 and definitely into the playoffs that gives them a legitimate deep threat. You can't depend on Reverend Ike Bruce to carry you to the Super Bowl.
9. Should LeGarrette Blount be Reinstated? Ebizz: I say let him come back definitely! So much emotion goes into these games that one way or the other they will come out. The punishment should have been that Hout had access to the campus for the rest of the season so he can creep on Blount while leaving class one day to get him back with a taste of his own medicine. DProfessor: Piyahhhhh. That would be funny as hell. Kinda like this....(See video below)
10. Missouri vs Nebraska? EBizz: Why can't they have a cooler name than the Victory Bell? I'll take the Tigers by 17. Do it BIG!!! DProfessor: This is the second oldest football rivalry in the Big 12 Conference and third oldest rivalry west of the Mississippi River (Wikipedia) and only the 2nd time in the last 10 years in which both schools were ranked in top 25. Anyhooo....GO TIGERS!!!
1. How about them Canes???? DProfessor: You were hating on my Canes last week but they bounced Oklahoma right out of the BCS picture. Baby James ran the rock like his big cousin Edge and the defense came to play. With only tough road games of UNC and USF in the last week of the season, the U is looking at minimal 10-2 this season. Harris for Heisman? Ebizz: I would not pull that Heisman card just yet! I love Harris but lets look at the fact that Oklahoma is NOT as good this year as previous ones. They lost their first game of the season to No. 20 Brigham Young. Simply put. 2. Who is Heisman Front Runner? Ebizz: Tebow is my number one guy at the time. Second Colt McCoy of them longhorns i hated since they knocked off Reggie and USC. Tony Pike (Cinncinatti) and Dez Bryant (Okla. St.) DProfessor: I am sure that Tebow is still in the debate as long as he only misses 1 game with the concussion but I am looking at Best (Cal), Ryan Matthews (Fresno), Golden Tate (ND), Dez Bryant (OKSt) and Tebow by default as my Fave Five right now.
Sidenote: We sure Tebow still a virgin? I'm just saying...
3. Most Overated College Team? Ebizz: Ohio State is who I consider DProfessor: I know you gonna hate this one, ALABAMA. Who have they really played? Other than VTech, they beat Isaiah Thomas at Florida Intl and North Texas. Stop scheduling these cupcake schools people. Ebizz: Alabama overrated??? hahaha. You must have not watched them play this year. They will be in the National Championship game this year with Miami at home watching them. We are talking about the best defense in college football with only a better than average offense, but powerful weapons. Yet enough to wil it all!
4. Will the "Mid Majors" Play in Title Game this year? DProfessor: Of course, this year is prime for another Boise State type victory over the big dogs. In the top 25 right now, so called mid majors include Boise St (6), TCU (10), BYU (18), and Cincinnati for that matter at (8). Remember, most of theses schools dont have to play other top 25 schools for the rest of the year. Not saying that their conference schedules are cake walks, but they aren't Miami either. Ebizz: Boise State has a chance to run the table and I say if you can do this, you deserve a chance at a title game. The reason alot of popular teams do not play the mid majors is because they are too scared they will loose. And yeah?? What has gotten into Miami?? They are finally playing with some heart again. Bout time.
5. Shhhhh.....No one is talking about us!!! Ebizz: I would go with Auburn at the moment. They are undefeated against the likes of Tennessee, and West Virginia. Now in a couple of weeks, I may change my mind but we are talking about right now right!!! DProfessor: It has to be Oregon right? They went from being blown out with zero offense on national tv, with a Mike Tyson Punchout scandal and out of it, to quietly being ranked #13. And now they may be considering reinstatement of Tyson, I mean Blount for the home stretch. The Mighty Ducks might have something cooking over there.
6. Bobby Bowden on the Hotseat? Ebizz: He should be. Bowden has done great things for the game, but dude is getting old and sometimes that is enough to decide to sit DOWN. His run is coming to and end. DProfessor: As you can read >here..., Bowden is probably coming down to his last hoorah. Too much up and down for what used to be the flagship Florida football school. I can still see Charlie Ward out there running the spread. He had a good run, maybe it is time. Next up...Joe Pa.
7. Oklahoma Bowl Bound? Ebizz: Hell no. If they make a Bowl then you there is some behind the scenes stuff going on!!! When you loose to a team that already has no chance of making the National Championship game, you do not deserve a chance to make it in either. DProfessor: Let's see, 2-2 but still in top 25? How does that happen? Sure they lost to other ranked schools but cmon. The schedule isn't getting any easier. Texas, at Kansas, at Nebraska, and Oklahoma State....not to sure they dont have at least 2 more losses going.
8. Lol...Who will return healthier...Tracy McGrady or Kevin Garnett? Ebizz: Those knees aint nothing to play with K.G.!! Yet the back isn't either. I think both are looking towards the tunnel of falling all the way off, but the edge may go to KG. The reason I pick Garnett is because Doc Rivers is gone keep his baby on the pacifier until he trust he can play regular again. That will diminish the chances of him getting hurt out there. Mac is always hurt and retirement may be the best suggestion for him. I loved his game while it lasted........ DProfessor: But as the song says....The thrill is ovvverrr...That's all I know from that song. I think KG has the edge because he wants it more. Plus having Sheed backing him up doesnt hurt either.
9. Who Chokes: Detroit or Minnesota? Ebizz: Baseball? We talking about Baseball? Really? I dont do that brother!!!! Next DProfessor: I have a pitching duel Tuesday night, with Detroit winning 8-6.
10. One NFL - Green Bay vs Minn DProfessor: I know were you going with this one. I like the original Favre Fanatics. Look for Purple Jesus (All Day) to run silly, but Rodgers has had this game circled since Favre signed. Believe DAT!!! Ebizz: Thanks D.
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1. Broncos 3-0? Ebizz- They are doing what they did the other years they were successful, which is coming with a strong dose of the run game! Not to mention that Kyle Orton is yet to throw a pick this season. The defense I've yet to mention is no punk either!!!!.' DProfessor: Sometimes you are lucky, and sometimes your schedule is your best friend. You could say their first test is this weekend vs Tony Romo's Ribs, but Dallas is down to possibly the 3rd rb. Choice is good, but the 3 headed attack of Barber, King Felix, and Choice is a force. Broncos 3-1 after this week.
2. Three Favorite Running Backs at the moment Ebizz- Adrian Peterson will have to top that list for me. He runs with a purpose and is strong as a bull. There are few running backs in the league that have the skills he does. A healthy Brian Westbrook is very crafty and extremely hard to bottle up because he can run strong and also his receiving game is top notch. Maurice Jones Drew is excellent as well. Its hard to narrow down three, but you cant go wrong with any of these. DProfessor: I have to go All Day, Chris Johnson, and Cedric Benson. The question was right now and Westbrook isn't out there. Jones-Drew gets runner up awards. The first two are not even debatable, but Benson has been a man possessed in Cincy. If Cincy makes it to the playoffs, or any where respectability for that matter, it will be because of Benson's legs.
3. Where is the "D" in Tennesee? Ebizz: It is very disappointing when your fantasy defense is one of the worst. That is the scenario for me and them Titans. They are getting scored on big time week in and week out. Houston lit them up last week and the Jets this week. Did Fat Albert make that much of a difference? DProfessor: The run D is still there, but the passing game is getting torched. New Defense Coordinator hard hitting Chuck Cecil may have his clipboard snatched if they don't start producing soon. Oh yea...winning cures all woes too.
4. Drew Brees - Steve Nash of the NFL? Ebizz: I would like to agree with that one. Both guys have alot of heart and play with a high level of perfection when on the court/field. They are both leaders for their team and take full responsibility for their teams success which for both has also only gotten them so far........ DProfessor: Similar championship pedigree of zero. I like both guys but their teams have one major item in column: Fun to watch, loses in 2nd round. Let's hope Brees doesn't fall off the wagon as far as Nash and his back have.
5. Favorite College moment of the Weekend Ebizz: My favorite moment of the weekend was when the University of South Florida took the pants down of Florida State and spanked that boo boo!! They was a message to the other Florida teams (except Florida Gators) that we are not to be looked over down here!!! DProfessor: Let the video speak for itself. Even though it was 2 weeks ago, who cares. The boy did the stanky leg.
6. Biggest College Football Disappointment of the Week Ebizz: Hands down this goes to Miami who got destroyed by Virginia Tech. Miami could not have know what was coming because they were more than a few steps slower than Tech. After all the trash talk, I would say this loss was somewhat embarassing....... DProfessor: My Canes didn't have a chance. I noticed that Harris, although accurate, locks on to his target EARLY. But how about the old ball coach spanking Ole Miss on prime time television. Ole Miss was wayyyyy more overrated than Miami.
7. Worst individual NFL performer of the week Ebizz: Jamarcus Russell has won this award three weeks in a row in my opinion. Everyone wants to say give the kid time to get it together, etc. Sanchez came in and had his stuff together. So did Stafford and Matt Ryan. What is this guys problem?? Another week of throwing 3 for 20, or something close, Russell needs to sit down. DProfessor: It's hard to argue against Russell, but the crazy thing is that he still won a game. But let's be real, did anybody ever watch him at LSU? He was overrated then. He was always coming back because of stupid stuff he did to put his team in the hole in the first place.
8. LeBron James' next destination? Ebizz: I say LeBron to stay in Cleveland. The whole New Jersey idea is thought provoking, but I say it may not happen. With this Russian billionaire stepping in, there are talks of Arvydas Sabonis joining the organization and so forth....Does not sound enticing to me but you never know. Then the Knicks may not be able to pay him as much as they thought because of the whole economy problem....In the end a championship is important, but I dont know if it's more important to players than wealth. If money is then he stays in Cleveland, which I see him doing. DProfessor: At this point, does it matter? I am more interesting in some of the other studs and if the collusion of DWade and Bosh to the Bulls or something. Now that would be newsworthy. Unless LeBron spurns the entire state of Ohio for the Big Apple and a terrible team, I say lets watch it play out.
9. Kimbo Slice - Real or Fake MMA? Ebizz: I think Kimbo is ... DProfessor: Hold that thought right there EBIZZ. I don't mean no disrespect but Kimbo Slice is one of the greatest FIGHTERS of ALL TIME. All Time.
10. Upset Alert Ebizz: Denver over Dallas and Tony Homo. DProfessor: Oakland over Houston. Wait...No Brett Favre and Packers story? Ebizz: Neahhhh...
